I 100% need more of this. Kiwifarms melting down each time Ty and Nick lost the case can hold no candle to what Q and kraken folks will yield. https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1351936185309028352 …
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This thread is now just the best shit I'm finding on their self-made subreddit. It is glorious.pic.twitter.com/U0JTeHb2Jk
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Apparently electing Biden was enough to stop "the plan", but therefore cannot prove that there was no plan. "No, see, Q was right, the world just didn't conform to his correct predictions".pic.twitter.com/7IefMsFDvf
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"Q" stopped setting hard timelines for anything after the first batch were wrong. Because it turns out that if you vaguely hint at a vague set of things at an undetermined time, your followers give credit if they ever happen. Nostradamus eat your heart out.pic.twitter.com/IZWp1VjPWc
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IT WAS ALL A PLAN TO LET BIDEN BE INAUGURATED! Though, wow, credit to the Qrazies that they recognized this argument is at odds with their own beliefs about the far worse crimes Biden has supposedly done.pic.twitter.com/01zq5WB0vZ
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I blame
@AkivaMCohen for bringing this up and putting this evil into the world.pic.twitter.com/Reg6DQ4b44
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I do like them blaming Q and Trump, now, for the fact that Q didn't come true.pic.twitter.com/ONdeL4rjOe
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"Things will start moving" "When, pa? We've been waiting for so long." "Soon, always soon. Never now" he gravely intoned, his threadbare MAGA hat crumpled in his hands, tears soaking into the fabric.pic.twitter.com/AStvZEIsqj
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Two brilliant phrases: "There are Q posts that POINT to the IDEA that it is POSSIBLE" (emphasis added). "Bodylanguage tells us".pic.twitter.com/WG3Nf1Xcn0
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"Why are people spending so much time making fun of us for believing this if we're wrong? Checkmate!" Honest to god, these people are a bad bottle of tequila away from declaring that Q drops have to be measured in dog years.pic.twitter.com/xBDHpmpOey
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This might be my favorite so far. "We serious conspiracy theorists need to make sure we're not lumped in with these wacky people who believe in a massive conspiracy that makes no sense and relies solely on speculation and overriding belief in people they don't like being evil".pic.twitter.com/HSNURXM8ci
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"I've been prepared for the plan not to happen January 20th". Me too, buddy. I'm guessing my version of being prepared for Q shit not to happen January 20th involved a lot fewer guns.pic.twitter.com/r0e1GTBKzF
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"Even if everything about Q was a lie (which I don't believe) I still believe in the fundamental conceit of Qanon." Q works in mysterious ways, even being wrong he's still right!pic.twitter.com/4GPTxvRB4X
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Apparently a president can "give" the country to "military authority" and thus make any subsequent election invalid. Remember when right-wing crazies were worried about how horrible it would be if FEMA *did* take control?pic.twitter.com/sTQvxljfGa
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But don't worry, the "plan" being so needlessly obtuse as to look like nothing ever happened and all the specific dates of major events passing with no major events to speak of was... wait for it... All part of the plan.pic.twitter.com/rmFPcpWwmT
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Or, even better! God stopped Trump from arresting people so that... something else could happen later and then it would so obviously be god that... something else. See, simple.pic.twitter.com/HvWFnX6SE0
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Okay, one more then back to work for a while. "He must have been an *extremely* smart person to have outwitted *us*." Perfection.pic.twitter.com/avexYWOFPv
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Oh the copium. For what it's worth "Q posts 4821 and 4822" both begin "WHAT HAPPENS IF BIDEN BECAME POTUS". Not "BIDEN WILL BECOME POTUS". But why let it being phrased as hypothetical get in the way of claiming it was predicted and planned? [Mini thread 1/]pic.twitter.com/wlr9K3oqE2
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I mean... Clearly Biden was not sent the government plan. The government plan is Q, isn't it? 2/pic.twitter.com/mAReVLeXDf
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Oookay... Let's start with "what in the world is 'military code 11.3'?" There's the UCMJ, but there is no "11.3" and Article 11 of the UCMJ covers "Reports and receiving of prisoners". There's a "Code of the U.S. Fighting Force", but that only has six articles. 3/pic.twitter.com/8E7KWA3mn8
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I'm also unaware of any laws passed in the McCarthy era which allow the military to declare the government illegitimate and install a new government. But since the Posse Comitatus act would generally prohibit it, it must be a *secret* law. 4/
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But apparently there wasn't a 21-gun salute, which means the military is signaling Biden isn't "legitimate"! Except for the 21-gun salute... which is on video. 5/ https://www.necn.com/news/national-international/presidential-salute-battery-marks-bidens-inauguration-with-21-gun-salute/2391376/ …pic.twitter.com/BrVqmsZBpg
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But my favorite: Because if there's one word I associate with anything "Trump" it's "class". 6/6pic.twitter.com/9AYZyyYzwr
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Yes, obviously this is insane and the idea that there is a "corporation of the US" separate from "the U.S government" is bonkers. But... wow, they really think Trump cared this much.pic.twitter.com/e7HDDYk4s6
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Emergency orders put FEMA in charge. I'm pretty sure this is how the Deus Ex games start.pic.twitter.com/21IrAX8Uho
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"Trump doesn't promise anything that doesn't come to fruition"
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I'm like 80% sure "promised a huge event, disappointed, promised it would happen later, disappointed, now I'm not waiting for a specific date" is the origin story for Seventh Day Adventists too.pic.twitter.com/EYBPsOzCam
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"We deal in logic, common sense... but also can I sue the government for not getting the outcome I wanted?"pic.twitter.com/8YW50KYpMa
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