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Standup. Late nite writer. Future Buddhist. CONAN set: https://tinyurl.com/utjonzh  Dead People Suck: https://tinyurl.com/y77o28xj 

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    Laurie Kilmartin‏ @anylaurie16 Apr 24

    every man out there is either gay, married or incel

    7:48 PM - 24 Apr 2018
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      1. Laurie Kilmartin‏ @anylaurie16 Apr 24

        and that's why I'm volcel

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      2. Col. Morris Davis‏Verified account @ColMorrisDavis Apr 24
        Replying to @anylaurie16

        You know gay and married isn’t an either or?

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      3. Laurie Kilmartin‏ @anylaurie16 Apr 24
        Replying to @ColMorrisDavis

        really?

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      1. Smivey‏ @smivey Apr 25
        Replying to @anylaurie16

        "Exactly!" he exclaimed, pretending that he didn't just do a Google deep dive to discover that 'incel' is short for 'involuntarily celibate,' and that her follow-up joke of being 'volcel' must refer to voluntary celibacy. "Exactly."

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      1. Larry Nelson‏ @larryn1966 Apr 24
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        Why can't I be more then one thing. I mean i could be an incel who also happens to like drinking craft beer and walks on the beach ..alone..so very very alone. Just an example

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      1. amy  ☀️‏ @amytheamygdala Apr 24
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        🤦‍♀️The things I have to google!

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      1. burnt_simpson‏ @1after_thought9 Apr 24
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        This should be funpic.twitter.com/QpHUhYIF4L

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      1. mattmerchant‏ @midmerch Apr 25
        Replying to @anylaurie16

        Another new word looked up. You're funny and educational! I was wondering where I could get some incel before seeing it's something nobody wants.

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      1. Hey Joe‏ @heyjoe00 Apr 25
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        Incel. Politically correct for repulsive.

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      1. Mac 〽️‏ @macasu Apr 25
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        Or male!

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      1. JamieBerger/15mins‏ @15minsjamieb Apr 25
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        ... and several are all three.

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      1. Bob‏ @BobAltman Apr 25
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        Or having a good time.

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      1. Beef Moretti‏ @BeefMoretti Apr 24
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        Female comedians are either angry lesbians, bitter mothers, or too dumb to understand science.

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      2. Fearmongering Demagogue‏ @NefariousGato Apr 24
        Replying to @anylaurie16

        Incel really appears to be a chronic, self-inflicted wound.

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      3. Danny TosTito‏ @iamsegmented Apr 25
        Replying to @NefariousGato @anylaurie16

        had to look this up. teenage angst on steroids. which is sad, because overall i looked back fondly on my appropriately-portioned teenage angst

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      1. Amy W.‏ @librarywoman201 Apr 24
        Replying to @anylaurie16

        Just say taken!♡

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