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    12 Jun 2018
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    18 minutes ago

    Our car is full, but and I will be at the 7pm show. Come to the burbs and see some comedy with us! We'll have dinner in the Rosemont Entertainment Complex after!

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    I love doing in Seattle cuz we were able to donate 18,000 dollars to a wonderful family shelter thank you

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  4. 2 hours ago

    Chicago! 2 shows tonight 7 and 930 then I’m outta here. Come out!

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    The average age of a U.S. Senator is 64. Seriously, that's the average.--Half of them are actually older, which means they at least lived through the Cold War, if not WWII. They *know* our history with Russia. How are they not completely losing their sh*t over this?

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    3 hours ago

    Just in case I’m your only source of tax info, ’s proposal to tax the super rich at a higher rate is not new (we did it for decades & they were still stinking rich) AND the higher rate is ONLY on the $ you “earn” OVER $10M. Your 1st $10M=taxed at LOWER rate.

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  7. 2 hours ago

    Guys is funding her campaign through small donations (like mine, which is tiny but monthly). 2020 has begun motherfuckers, donate if you can!

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  8. 3 hours ago

    How many east facing windows must I have before I’m allowed to buy a Peloton?

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    Republican hypocrisy at its finest: saying that Trump admitting to sexual assault on tape is just “locker room talk,” but scandalizing themselves into faux-outrage when my sis says a curse word in a bar. GOP lost entitlement to policing women’s behavior a long time ago. Next.

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    Jan 4

    Them: "If we throw away R. Kelly, we have to throw away em' all." Me:

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    Ah yes critically acclaimed joke sommelier Rob Schneider

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  12. 11 hours ago

    Omg. I have a 12 yo boy, this in inconceivable. I really can’t imagine this. Horrible, horrible.

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    Jan 3

    It's about time a straight white male weighed in on the movement. Well ladies, your prayers have been answered.

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  16. 13 hours ago

    President Hillary Clinton stated she might declare a state of emergency to get money for a project that Republicans don’t want to fund.

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  17. 13 hours ago

    I just toured with Ron for a week and this is what he wears to the gym.

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    Hating women who dance or curse is shorthand for hating women who don’t care what men think. It terrifies them.

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    Awww here comes the heart talking about my son. He changed my life. Autism actually changed our life for the better and that’s so crazy.

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    18 hours ago
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    they're not 'hypocrites.' there's no contradiction. they think enjoying life and expressing anger are only for white men.

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