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Laurie Kilmartin Retweeted
Our car is full, but
@jasmined@JessiChartier and I will be at the 7pm show. Come to the burbs and see some comedy with us! We'll have dinner in the Rosemont Entertainment Complex after!https://twitter.com/anylaurie16/status/1081588487315488768 …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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I love doing
#gigglefit in Seattle cuz we were able to donate 18,000 dollars to a wonderful family shelter@MarysPlaceWA thank you@ComedyCentralThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Chicago! 2 shows tonight 7 and 930
@ZaniesRosemont then I’m outta here. Come out!Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Laurie Kilmartin Retweeted
The average age of a U.S. Senator is 64. Seriously, that's the average.--Half of them are actually older, which means they at least lived through the Cold War, if not WWII. They *know* our history with Russia. How are they not completely losing their sh*t over this?https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1081321890558427138 …
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Laurie Kilmartin Retweeted
Just in case I’m your only source of tax info,
@AOC’s proposal to tax the super rich at a higher rate is not new (we did it for decades & they were still stinking rich) AND the higher rate is ONLY on the $ you “earn” OVER $10M. Your 1st $10M=taxed at LOWER rate.Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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@EWarren is funding her campaign through small donations (like mine, which is tiny but monthly). 2020 has begun motherfuckers, donate if you can!https://secure.actblue.com/donate/ew-homepage-hero …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
How many east facing windows must I have before I’m allowed to buy a Peloton?
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Laurie Kilmartin Retweeted
Republican hypocrisy at its finest: saying that Trump admitting to sexual assault on tape is just “locker room talk,” but scandalizing themselves into faux-outrage when my sis says a curse word in a bar. GOP lost entitlement to policing women’s behavior a long time ago. Next.
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Laurie Kilmartin Retweeted
Them: "If we throw away R. Kelly, we have to throw away em' all." Me:pic.twitter.com/rgZx9aWcTO
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Ah yes critically acclaimed joke sommelier Rob Schneiderhttps://twitter.com/THR/status/1081224034103238656 …
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Omg. I have a 12 yo boy, this in inconceivable. I really can’t imagine this. Horrible, horrible.https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1081380384015708163 …
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Laurie Kilmartin Retweeted
It's about time a straight white male weighed in on the
#metoo
movement.
Well ladies, your prayers have been answered.pic.twitter.com/svdQBSE4SoThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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President Hillary Clinton stated she might declare a state of emergency to get money for a project that Republicans don’t want to fund.
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I just toured with Ron for a week and this is what he wears to the gym.https://twitter.com/ronfunches/status/1081205712179613696 …
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Laurie Kilmartin Retweeted
Hating women who dance or curse is shorthand for hating women who don’t care what men think. It terrifies them.
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Laurie Kilmartin Retweeted
Awww here comes the heart talking about my son. He changed my life. Autism actually changed our life for the better and that’s so crazy.
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Laurie Kilmartin Retweeted
This passage, man. How are you an elected official and be this unaware of a major consequence of an action you support? https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/millions-face-delayed-tax-refunds-cuts-to-food-aid-as-white-house-scrambles-to-deal-with-shutdown/2019/01/04/b5b58616-0fa3-11e9-8938-5898adc28fa2_story.html …pic.twitter.com/fG9uX3AmL3
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Laurie Kilmartin Retweeted
they're not 'hypocrites.' there's no contradiction. they think enjoying life and expressing anger are only for white men.
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