Anya Volz

@AnyaVolz

Non binary bisexual & funny comedian, among many other contradictions 🎀 8/8 at Gemini & Scorpio Loft! Tickets ⬇️⬇️⬇️

New York, NY
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Joined August 2012
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Dec 2018

    RT if you're an ally

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  2. Jul 16

    MY Bernie Sanders has fat pussy energy....what does YOUR Bernie Sanders have?

    I don’t mind paying taxes if I see on what am I paying my taxes on.Its sad that we pay so much taxes yet we don’t have free college education neither free healthcare .
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  3. Jul 16

    I am so possessive of some of my reply guys they are MINE they are my CHILDREN

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  4. Jul 16

    Yeah things are bad now but at least we no longer have a separate name for straight men who don't want to fight anyone and have good hygiene

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  5. Jul 15

    A Thirst Trap? In August?!! It's more likely than you think! Tickets are currently free! Grab em while you've got the guts!!!

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  6. Jul 15

    Me replaying arguments in my head from ten years ago

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  7. Jul 14

    Not liking things may not be a personality but it is a personality trait and it is one of mine!

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  8. Jul 14

    My Midsommar take is I, too, studied foreshadowing and symbolism in 9th grade

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  9. Jul 14

    I am writing a future dystopian thriller where America is under siege by a racist, sexist, sexual predator dictator and our only hope is choosing between 24 slices of stale bread.

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  10. Jul 14

    "It's OFFENSIVE to compare the US border concentration camps to Nazi concentration camps because then I can't publicly agree with these concentration camps without being indisputably on the wrong side!!!!!"

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  11. Jul 14

    Zach Braff gives me hope as a person in my twenties who hasn't met the one yet....maybe they just haven't been born!

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  12. Jul 14

    There is no more beautiful a bond than that of a 21 year old man and his newborn future girlfriend ❤❤❤

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  13. Jul 14

    I did it again I got in a Twitter fight with someone with 14 followers :(

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  14. Jul 13

    I want to see a show that is basically Crashing but it's an up and coming German comedian during the holocaust who is disturbed by what's happening but has to focus on their hustle

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  15. Jul 13

    As a feminist? 44 year old Zach Braff has no business dating a 23 year old. As a 23 year old? 44 year old Dax Shepard can hit me up truly any time.

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  16. Jul 13

    No greater proof of Stockholm syndrome than audiences laughing at improv

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  17. Jul 12

    In the same breath my mom reminded me I haven't had savings since moving to NYC but also that she believes I'll be a millionaire someday. This is the kind of parenting that creates a comedian please take warning!!!!

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  18. Jul 12

    I'm opening a new checking account because I have lost "thousands of dollars" with "overdraft fees" so I need a bank that has "no overdraft fees" anyway do any of yall use Apiration or Chime? Do you like it? Help

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  19. Jul 12

    My mom is pulling no punches on this the day all my money ($150) was almost stolen

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  20. Jul 12

    I've been scammed twice now but both times I got all my money back. Which is what you get when you're the child of a lawyer but a lawyer who once had his car stolen when he lent it to his client with a grand theft auto record. It's a Hannah Montana best of both worlds situation.

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  21. Jul 12

    Just got a "wish you were here" vacation picture text from someone I hooked up with once (1 time) so PLEASE believe me when I say this pussy TOO bomb

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