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Your friendly island-faring gator, here to help. a-CHOMP! 
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Treat yourself to something nice. Anxiety Gator can hold down the fort for a while.
Just rest on this hammock strung up over the white sand between two palm trees and relax. Anxiety Gator'll get to work on that other stuff.
Close your eyes and take a deep breath. Hey, where'd that anxiety go? Looks like the Anxiety Gator snuck in here while you weren't looking!
I'm an aligator. I can only do so much. But I'll do as much as I can to help you. 馃悐
馃幎 I am the one thing in life I can controoool / I am inimitable, I am an aligatoooor 馃幎
The Anxiety Gator needs to eat, and so do you! Grab a snack if you haven't eaten in a while.
Whatever it is you're worried or scared about, Anxiety Gator is on the case. What a good dude.
It's ok to mess up sometimes. It happens to everyone, and it's perfectly normal. Don't be so hard on yourself. 馃悐
Just rest on this hammock strung up over the white sand between two palm trees and relax. Anxiety Gator'll get to work on that other stuff.
Did you mess something up? Make a mistake that's eating you up? It's ok. You're good. Anxiety Gator will help you out. 馃挄
Sometimes you've got a lot of anxiety, sometimes a little. Anxiety Gator doesn't mind either way, he's got this.
Hey, all that anxiety you have? Just send it down the river, Anxiety Gator will eat it up.
Just rest on this hammock strung up over the white sand between two palm trees and relax. Anxiety Gator'll get to work on that other stuff.
a-CHOMP. That's Anxiety Gator eatin' up that anxiety you had! Take a deep breath and chill.
Treat yourself to something nice. Anxiety Gator can hold down the fort for a while.
When's the Anxiety-Free Cruise departing, you ask? Any time. Hop onboard, there's always room.
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If today wasn't great, Anxiety Gator wants you to remember that tomorrow is another day. And that he'll eat this one. Munch munch.
Take a moment to just breathe. In, 1-2-3. Out, 1-2-3. Anxiety Gator can take of things while you just relax.
The Anxiety Gator is gonna eat your anxiety, just like those hermit crabs ate your sandwich, those rascally scamps.
And I said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?" You said, "I think I remember the film."
Hey, all that anxiety you have? Just send it down the river, Anxiety Gator will eat it up.
Sometimes it's best if you just don't look at Anxiety Gator. He's just doin' his job, eatin' some anxiety. Chomp chomp.
Did you mess something up? Make a mistake that's eating you up? It's ok. You're good. Anxiety Gator will help you out. 馃挄
Take a moment to just breathe. In, 1-2-3. Out, 1-2-3. Anxiety Gator can take of things while you just relax.
a-CHOMP. That's Anxiety Gator eatin' up that anxiety you had! Take a deep breath and chill.
And I said, "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?" You said, "I think I remember the film."
Hey. We'll get through this together. And when you need a helping hand with some of that excess anxiety, you know who to call.