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here's a big thread of the "Jesus" or "Jesus Christ" articles on random fandom wikis
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Where did Cain’s wife come from?
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Elon using an outdated meme format: I crave that mineral.
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The case was Shelby County v. Holder
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Leo instructed the GOP pollster Kellyanne Conway to bill a nonprofit group and use that money to pay Virginia “Ginni” Thomas, documents show. The same year, the nonprofit group filed a brief to the Supreme Court in a landmark voting rights case. wapo.st/3LzCGpM
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personally i am against murdering strangers and you can quote me on that
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I do not— I really really cannot— understand what makes some people believe they are above homelessness. That if the wrong circumstances happened, it wouldn’t be them. The inability to think “that could be me, here’s how I would want to be treated” is fucking moral rot.
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i will be a supreme court justice for what they pay clarence thomas
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"Something real like economics"
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Stay out of academia jobs. Stupid low pay $$$
If you still went in and studied something real like economics your PhD can give you great salaries. If you studied woke, tough luck.
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Limited imaginations are an epidemic. “So we’re just supposed to let unhoused mentally ill people threaten us and do nothing?” 1) the only two choices are not “kill them” and “do nothing” 2) nothing that happened in that subway car had to happen. dare to imagine a better world.
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It’s this or nothing thanks
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When bf is eavesdropping on your hearing and slips this under the door during your cross
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We should build a really big tower and try and reach heaven
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What language opinion gets you this reaction?
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Celebrating a coronation with a "limited number of scones" in First Class only is so on brand. You could not make it up.
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To help celebrate the Coronation of King Charles III this weekend, we'll be giving out a limited number of scones onboard our services to London to First Class passengers tomorrow and Friday
The question is - do you put jam or cream on first?
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Red panda laying on a block of ice is my spirit animal 😂
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Elon Musk went from being the Henry Ford of our generation (admired carmaker, brilliant salesman) to being the Henry Ford of our generation (conspiracy theorist, Nazi-enabler)
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Honestly, you couldn't love your MyTie date more (unless you married them). Happy bday,
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still thinking about the time my coworker told me my friends and i must not respect each other if we pick each other up from LAX instead of ubering. like first of all i love my friends second of all going to LAX has never been and will never be a chore because i love my friends
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. launched a pay-what-you-can food truck, providing hot lunches during the week day to any student at any price, breaking stigmas around receiving basic needs aid
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Vehement and nihilist--an "h" should never appear between vowels like that
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What is a word you are brave enough to admit that you mispronounced for way too long?
Ours may or may not be 'epitome.'
Phew, that feels good to finally say out loud...
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It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
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Remember the Texas man who sued his wife's friends after they helped her get abortion pills? He found the pill in his wife's purse while secretly searching it, then put it back—he wanted her to take it so he could then blackmail her into staying with him. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2379
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i said this to mary on opening night and we are now less than two weeks away. suitors please step forward
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surely there are hobbies other than recording videos of homeless people that can’t afford a $7500/month apartment
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This is around the corner from $7,500/month apartments in Los Angeles...
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Happy Feast of St. Joseph the Worker. God came to reside in the family of a worker, not a king or priests or landowner. A worker.
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You’re aware that the 7,500 apartments is the problem right?
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This is around the corner from $7,500/month apartments in Los Angeles...
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Part of growing up is having a signature quick and easy pasta dish that you can make for guests in a pinch
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this was insane
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what's the craziest dickriding y'all ever seen?
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First thing in the morning and I've already seen a yt man from the South tell a Black man from the South that there is no racism in the South
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Just after I arrived at the first of several graduation events today I received an email from Mohela that I had finally qualified for public service loan forgiveness. 21 years after my Pepp graduation and after 11 years of teaching here, my undergraduate education is paid off.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Shower Food Review 40- Indian Food: Things are really looking up. I'm feeling better than ever & this plate of curry was incredible in the shower. It just goes to show if you're nice to people & stay positive, good things can happen! Nothing is gonna bring me down today! 9/10
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y'all will see hermaphroditic animals simply hanging out and still impose heteronormativity onto it omfg
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May the voices of women speak loudly, firmly, and wisely. And may the church hear their voices! May God trample down the patriarchy!
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