It’s essential as a parent to imbue your child with the correct absurdist cosmology. Upon being asked by La Petite why the sun is yellow, I explained it’s an enormous pile of flaming bananas collected by a cosmic gorilla, and she’s now convinced. We can get to gravitation later.
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“it’s gorillas all the way up”
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I purchased this book years in advance of having kids for precisely this reason. "How did giraffes get here? I'm glad you asked. The short answer is: escalators!"pic.twitter.com/rRF6zVmcro
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Can’t wait for a religion education tweet
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Bananas are curved by gravity. When you collect enough bananas together all their curves exert their own gravity. This is why we say that gravity curves space-time. Coronal mass ejections from the sun are massive piles of curved bananas trying to escape.
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And their corrections:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLkGSV9WDMA …
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You should see what my kids think giraffes sound like.
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So true. So true.
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actual santa clause history, he used to wear a green suit until coca cola changed it, reindeer used to sniff out hallucinogens, why is that easter bunny so big?
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Coca-Cola did not have as big an impact on Santa as is often claimed. More here;https://twitter.com/fakehistoryhunt/status/1341548517949628416 …
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