The most showoff-y status thing you can do with a smartphone right now is throw yours away, because you don't need it.
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There are, like, four possible band names in this tweet
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Name and shame!
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Going with a B&W screen is the middle class substitute for those who can't afford the full digital "Eat Pray Love" experience of disconnecting.
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Feature phones: everything old is new again.
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Walking home from the pub last night, I passed five people.. Every one of them was staring at their phone on a beautiful evening. This can't be good.
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This will all end in tears and ashes and Netflix shows.
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I take that back. It's already ended badly. Now comes the change. The people will win.
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Tree hippies Neo - Luddism Temporary splurge Vacations in Bali
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Time is the greatest luxury
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