how did over 100 people like this cracked hungover ovulation rant
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Pretty sure if anyone was here to see me putting together this cabinet while listening to Edith Piaf they would instantly die for me yet here I am, not being seduced by anyone
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WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!!
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I just came back to reread this because it is such a power tweet
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thank you friend
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CES I am still cry laughing
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How interesting. I found myself possessed of an uncharacteristic animal desire to tear the clothes off nearly every woman I saw yesterday. Wonder if the whole pagan fertility festival thing is spiking the waters.
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Nah you were probably just hungover.
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Yeah, solid.
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Happens to me. Requires excellent suppression
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look, i think i need to point out that when i said "tell us how u really feel ces" it was a rhetorical question
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They didn’t have motorbikes back then did they. He died in a rickshaw accident.
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