"Technically, it's neither a pea nor a nut; it's a legume."
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You should have QTed. It would have won!
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I dont know what he's saying, but he appears to be scolding a food truck.
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Actually, there are many proven scientific benefits to not masturbating.
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Damnit! Now I've got coffee on my shirt
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I'll have one triple bacon cheese burger, extra cheese, a large freedom fries and a Dr. Pepper.
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* Diet Dr. Pepper
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Ugh, I spent like 5 minutes trying to come up with a quote, but all I want to do is punch this P.O.S. in the face... It is the face of entitlement
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"One! singular sensation....."
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"Consent does NOT violate the NAP, and furthermore her being below some arbitrary age didn't factor into the equation because she consented..."
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