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'I could listen to you and pee my pants all day.' -Hines Ward

Los Angeles
Joined January 2009

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  1. Los Angeles, my next Jeselnik and Enemies show at Largo has been moved up from 9/23 to 9/16. Get tickets here:

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  3. Only in America could a plea to get off your ass and do something about gun safety be answered with a sit-in.

  4. Well, that explains the one glove thing.

  5. The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is to vote them out of Congress.

  6. Looks like everyone was worried for nothing.

  7. Sure, this seems like the deadliest mass shooting in American history right now. But give it time.

  8. Sit back and ...

  9. If you ever wondered what it would take to get me back on Comedy Central, this is it.

  10. We are beyond proud to share Trying To Be Special with you. It has personal stories, home videos & !

  11. Shakespeare was the greatest of all time.

  12. This is actually the most subtle way Prince has gotten out of a record deal.

  13. Seinfeld-Why can't you be a comedian just because you're talented and smart and that's why you're a comedian? Shandling-Why so angry, Jerry?

  14. "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."- ISIS on Jean-Claude Van Damme

  15. A great conversation about mastering your craft with brilliant comedian

  16. Nancy Reagan has finally been reunited with her one true love, the entire cast of Diff'rent Strokes.

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