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Specializing in the unexpected. Like it or not.

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  1. Jan 22

    Synergy.

    Michael Jordan’s dad, James Jordan, was murdered by a guy wearing a Michael Jordan T-shirt.
    358 retweets 870 likes
  2. Jan 21

    "A thing is not beautiful because it lasts forever."

    Letters to Cam, mystery sounds, and possible last days of the podcast w
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  3. Jan 14

    Not sure how many more of these I'm going to do, so check out this blaze of glory.

    A very special report edition of the Rosenthal and Vanity Project
    28 retweets 155 likes
  4. Jan 12

    Not all ducks.

    Some ducks rape each other.
    466 retweets 1,327 likes
  5. Jan 9

    Big Ben and Joey Porter are an unstoppable team.

    497 retweets 1,090 likes
  6. Jan 7

    Achtung: this one is a little weird. But at least I finally address the Gilmore Girls controversy.

    Ep. 11 of the Rosenthal and Vanity Project is a master of disguise
    13 retweets 135 likes
  7. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2015

    Ep. 10 of the Rosenthal and Vanity Project tackles Manning, Miko Grimes, and Steelers heartbreak

    20 retweets 61 likes
  8. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2015

    If Santa is real, he’ll love this episode with

    Boring day here at work. Need that RJVP!!
    14 retweets 76 likes
  9. 23 Dec 2015

    Eat shit, Aziz.

    . 'Thoughts and Prayers' tops 50 Best Stand-Up Specials on Netflix
    521 retweets 2,104 likes
  10. 21 Dec 2015

    I should have been higher. Still an honor, though.

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    2015 End Of Year Lists: Comedy Albums And Specials
    185 retweets 700 likes
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    17 Dec 2015

    Ep. 8 of the Rosenthal and Vanity Project puts football in perspective

    17 retweets 62 likes
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    8 Dec 2015

    THE NY TIMES: Bret Easton Ellis on LIVING IN THE CULT OF LIKABILITY.

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    11 Dec 2015

    Sharks swim toward storms, instead of running away from them like most animals.

    454 retweets 1,216 likes
  14. 10 Dec 2015

    This week I straight up kill it like a box of turtles.

    The Rosenthal and Vanity Project is back! Crazy Bills fans and classic rhymes unleashed
    23 retweets 210 likes
  15. Retweeted
    10 Dec 2015

    On episode 113 talks about trouble on the set of Last Comic Standing, and deleted tweets! Listen:

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    33 retweets 165 likes
  16. 6 Dec 2015

    I'll believe Jimmy Carter's brain cancer is gone when I hear it from someone who doesn't have brain cancer.

    483 retweets 1,822 likes
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    3 Dec 2015

    The episode where flew too close to the sun

    RIP RJVP Week 6 *wipes tear*
    15 retweets 81 likes
  18. 2 Dec 2015

    Guns don't kill people. But they sure as shit don't do them any favors.

    3,955 retweets 7,136 likes
  19. 25 Nov 2015

    Goddamn, I love Pittsburgh.

    sitting behind Pens bench tonight. At least someone looks confident when they show shots of the coaches.
    145 retweets 515 likes
  20. 25 Nov 2015

    Well it's about damn time.

    My thoughts & prayers are with
    129 retweets 1,076 likes

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