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Specializing in the unexpected. Like it or not.

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  1. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2015

    Ep. 10 of the Rosenthal and Vanity Project tackles Manning, Miko Grimes, and Steelers heartbreak

    17 retweets 51 likes
  2. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2015

    If Santa is real, he’ll love this episode with

    Boring day here at work. Need that RJVP!!
    12 retweets 74 likes
  3. 23 Dec 2015

    Eat shit, Aziz.

    . 'Thoughts and Prayers' tops 50 Best Stand-Up Specials on Netflix
    435 retweets 1,711 likes
  4. 21 Dec 2015

    I should have been higher. Still an honor, though.

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    2015 End Of Year Lists: Comedy Albums And Specials
    175 retweets 639 likes
  5. Retweeted
    17 Dec 2015

    Ep. 8 of the Rosenthal and Vanity Project puts football in perspective

    17 retweets 63 likes
  6. Retweeted
    8 Dec 2015

    THE NY TIMES: Bret Easton Ellis on LIVING IN THE CULT OF LIKABILITY.

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    10:33 AM - 8 Dec 2015 · Details
    320 retweets 508 likes
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    11 Dec 2015

    Sharks swim toward storms, instead of running away from them like most animals.

    424 retweets 1,121 likes
  8. 10 Dec 2015

    This week I straight up kill it like a box of turtles.

    The Rosenthal and Vanity Project is back! Crazy Bills fans and classic rhymes unleashed
    23 retweets 194 likes
  9. Retweeted
    10 Dec 2015

    On episode 113 talks about trouble on the set of Last Comic Standing, and deleted tweets! Listen:

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    31 retweets 158 likes
  10. 6 Dec 2015

    I'll believe Jimmy Carter's brain cancer is gone when I hear it from someone who doesn't have brain cancer.

    456 retweets 1,694 likes
  11. Retweeted
    3 Dec 2015

    The episode where flew too close to the sun

    RIP RJVP Week 6 *wipes tear*
    15 retweets 82 likes
  12. 2 Dec 2015

    Guns don't kill people. But they sure as shit don't do them any favors.

    3,890 retweets 6,967 likes
  13. 25 Nov 2015

    Goddamn, I love Pittsburgh.

    sitting behind Pens bench tonight. At least someone looks confident when they show shots of the coaches.
    143 retweets 500 likes
  14. 25 Nov 2015

    Well it's about damn time.

    My thoughts & prayers are with
    124 retweets 1,039 likes
  15. Retweeted
    21 Nov 2015

    Sharks never stop growing.

    898 retweets 2,432 likes
  16. Retweeted
    15 Nov 2015

    Hi guys. I made an album. Here it is!

    47 retweets 192 likes
  17. 19 Nov 2015

    Fifteen years. A small price to pay for peace of mind.

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    Ex-Subway pitchman Jared Fogle sentenced to more than 15 years in prison:
    110 retweets 462 likes
  18. 19 Nov 2015

    This week I take the NFL to the blood bank, Senator, for their severe lack of patriotism.

    Ep. 5 of the Rosenthal and Vanity Project is out. This is America!
    27 retweets 142 likes
  19. 16 Nov 2015

    At long last, Charlie Sheen really does have it all.

    3,243 retweets 5,903 likes
  20. Retweeted
    13 Nov 2015

    Listen to 's "Basketball & Seinfeld":

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    1:41 PM - 13 Nov 2015 · Details
    45 retweets 165 likes

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