@benshapiro thanks for the retweet! Much appreciated! Hope it made you laugh!
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Find someone who looks at you like Bill Clinton looks at Arianna Grande when Hillary ain’t aroundpic.twitter.com/VD3AI788YV
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Drinks on me if you're near Parker house
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Im gonna hold you to that even though I was at a yankee game tonight
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..you can redeem it at Johnny Macs if I'm feeling generous
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Johnny macs? Haven’t heard that name in years
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It's an older bar, but it checks out
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Johnny macs is my favorite place to wait an hour for free pizza while being huddled in a crowded corner and not being able to move
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That's a bit niche but I respect that. The offer stands for Bar A as well
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Youre famous barbs
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Hey fame is stressful I don’t know how I’m gonna live up to this
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When you're famous you can do anything...
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I get the same look from all the female patrons when I stride in Beef O’Brady’s in my letter jacket, black jeans, white LA Gears, wraparound Oakleys, 8 pumps of McGraw Southern Blend cologne, and a
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Coach Letterman, we all know of your status at Beef O’Brady’s as a bar fighting legend. Now, what is your record with the ladies there?
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He hasn't replied because its taking too long to count them all up
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Its a really long list
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No doubt. I wouldn't be surprised if he never responds because the number increases faster than he can count.
#legend
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Bill is acting like he forgot to bring his singles
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He’s asking Jackson if he can break a hundred.
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i can say i knew ya before you were famous
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Takes a lot more than few retweets to be famous
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