"Did the fight with Sloppy Steve make me look gay at all?" "Ummm ..." "I'm going to have to fuck some fuzzy-wuzzies right in the shithole, aren't I?" "That would help sir." "Warm up the iPad ..."
(Though there is an alternative theory: those who claim to be reporting are actually doing)
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The politicians find out what their policies are by reading reports on themselves in the news?
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