Anna MerlanVerified account

@annamerlan

Now: Senior reporter at Jezebel. Before: Village Voice, Dallas Observer, behind a cash register. Profile pic by . Tips, please: anna.merlan@jezebel.com

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 25

    I went on a cruise with a group of conspiracy theorists. It was wild. Please read a few thousand words about it.

    104 retweets 206 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    how does a "sheriff's badge" make any logical sense here Dan

    ., Trump's director of social media, releases this statement saying that he lifted image from Twitter:
    7 likes
  3. 2 hours ago

    Let me highly recommend carrying a skull and a femur on a crowded subway in a see-through plastic bag

    1 retweet 12 likes
  4. 12 hours ago

    Folks keep ask me why I'm not covering the sexual assault suit against Trump. 's post explains:

    22 retweets 25 likes
  5. Jul 3

    Truly a timeless ontological question

    Is an ice cream hot dog a sandwich?
    3 likes
  6. Jul 3

    oh well my bad

    Ivanka Trump says her dad is a feminist.
    11 likes
  7. Jul 3

    At last, a Vows column that speaks to me: lady realizes love for man after harrowing 6 hour shroom-induced paralysis

    4 retweets 32 likes
  8. Jul 3

    I keep waking up on weekends early enough to catch the sunrise, funny joke brain

    20 likes
  9. Jul 2

    To state the extra obvious, if 14 girls had vanished from Park Slope it would be the biggest story in the city

    37 retweets 27 likes
  10. Jul 2

    Great, sure, why not

    12 likes
  11. Jul 2

    Picturing the Trump version of this story/stress dry-heaving

    5 likes
  12. Jul 2

    I can only read the Sex Diaries when I'm absolutely certain it's not one of you

    5 likes
  13. Jul 1

    😻

  14. Jul 1

    This very British heckler calling Boris Johnson "absolute rubbish" is my husband now

    7 likes
  15. Jul 1

    It's weird to send a website your Facebook status and ask for it to be published, guys

    6 likes
  16. Jul 1

    I am honestly very moved by this list but I didn't write the beef jerky one!

    1 retweet 9 likes
  17. Jul 1

    Cool pic of me getting distracted by a passing hot air balloon

  18. Jun 30

    I'm looking askance at sad Cubs fans in a train station and they're looking askance at me, AMA

    6 likes
  19. Jun 30

    Oh my god 🙌

    Tomorrow's front page... DIARRHEA OF A MADMAN: Vile poop-attack spree on Upper East Side
    9 likes
  20. 2 Jul 2012

    Believe me—what these people found in their cart definitely wasn’t a bargain

    64 retweets 34 likes
  21. Jun 30

    And frequently doing that draws the reader away from the actual fucking subject and towards the writer and his navel like a tapdancing seal

    1 retweet 6 likes

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