Anna Brandberg

People at airport baggage carousels are a perfect example of humanity at its worst.

“I see you there waiting for your bag, therefore I will stand directly in front of you so you can’t get to your bag when it arrives. I might even hit you with mine because it’s too heavy for me to pick up without swinging it”

"I know that I'd be able to see my bag arrive from back here right next to you, where everybody has space, but instead I'm going to elbow you out of the way to stand in front of you even though there is ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR IT. Because screw you. Me first."

“I know I pushed in front of you and your bag has arrived before mine, however I have hope mine will come immediately so I will not let you retrieve yours”

"I can see you standing right there, but I'm going to place my (obviously empty but still very important) luggage trolley 3cm behind you just to make sure you smash your ankles into it should you try to move an inch in any direction to avoid me elbowing past you."

“I don’t have a bag to pick up, because I took up 3 peoples worth of locker space forcing you to put your bag at your feet for 10 hours. I will now proceed to walk past you looking super smug”