Anna Brandberg

“I see you there waiting for your bag, therefore I will stand directly in front of you so you can’t get to your bag when it arrives. I might even hit you with mine because it’s too heavy for me to pick up without swinging it”

"I know that I'd be able to see my bag arrive from back here right next to you, where everybody has space, but instead I'm going to elbow you out of the way to stand in front of you even though there is ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR IT. Because screw you. Me first."

They're tied only with train-riding Melbournians for awfulness, to be honest. "There are about 20 other people trying to get onto this train, so I'll stop directly in the entrance and refuse to budge. I am extremely smart." :v

This is not in any way limited to Melbournians - this is a very universal human quality.

“I’m gonna inch forward ahead of you instead of standing far enough back that we can ALL SEE THE BAGS” goddamn it really is like that

I can't remember in which airport it was but there was a discreet line drawn on the floor leaving a free zone around the carousel and *everyone* stayed behind it despite being quite the crowd. I remember being thoroughly impressed, though! #faithinhumanity

Omg. That must have been like, Germany, or Iceland, or something like that?

But the closer you stand to the belt, the sooner your bag comes. Its simple logic.