Ankit Mahindru

@ankitmahindru

Stalker, Psychopathic serial killer and part time prison breaker. On twitter to find my next victim.

Mumbai, India
Joined April 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Dec 2014

    I once had a dog, he was a son of a bitch.

    3 retweets 3 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 20

    When wanderlust came calling to these cricketers, this is where they decided to head to!

    2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
  3. Mar 22

    Date a photographer, you will at-least end up with good pictures for Tinder.

    1 retweet 1 like
  4. 9 Nov 2016

    The election results go on to suggest that there is still hope for Rahul Gandhi.

    1 retweet
  5. Retweeted
    22 Oct 2016

    @mayankTweetme Woot! 👍 for making the #5 product of Oct 21, 2016 on ! 🍻 🏅🤘

    1 retweet 1 like
  6. Retweeted
    21 Oct 2016

    FYI, you've been added as a maker of BOTTR.me on

    1 retweet 1 like
  7. 23 May 2016

    If Maggi was to be assigned a gender, i would be tempted to say female, claims to get ready in 2 minutes but never does!

  8. Retweeted
    15 May 2015

    Unit testing

    24 replies 1,586 retweets 1,014 likes
  9. Retweeted
    18 Aug 2015

    Honestly, i didn't expect this much diversity from Modi ji's government. From Cinema students to Ex Army-men, sab pe police phenki huyi hai.

    23 replies 254 retweets 112 likes
  10. Retweeted
    8 Jul 2015

    Last night for the first time, in front of live audience, I tried a joke on Vyapam scam. . . . The joke died.

    5 replies 196 retweets 130 likes
  11. Retweeted
    4 Jun 2015

    is hiring. Looking for Rockstar FrontEnd Devs, Ninja Backend Devs, and smart ML Engineers

    2 retweets 1 like
  12. 30 Apr 2015

    Ab daag ache hai.

  13. Retweeted
    25 Mar 2015

    I've been sent to jail for procrastinating. I'll finish my sentence next month.

    1 reply 21 retweets 6 likes
  14. Retweeted
    17 Mar 2015

    Recently, Satya Nadella met Modi & now, Internet Explorer is gonna die. Fascism & murderous mindset spreading everywhere.

    13 replies 81 retweets 46 likes
  15. 18 Mar 2015

    They are shutting down Internet Explorer. How am i supposed to download Chrome now??

    2 likes
  16. 8 Mar 2015
    Replying to

    @Lexi_ind I am always on the lookout for the next.

    1 reply
  17. 26 Feb 2015

    Given the recent outbreak of Swine Flu, I have decided to seek homage in Jainism.

  18. 17 Feb 2015
    Replying to

    @aman_twts Hahaha. I am not . And i though i became famous. Sigh.

    1 reply
  19. 17 Feb 2015
    Replying to

    @aman_twts This doesn't work these days. Just kidding. I have no idea where that might be. Where do you put up?

    1 reply
  20. Retweeted
    15 Feb 2015

    Been trying to come up with a controversial tweet all day and the best I could do is that shahi paneer > butter chicken. I'll never trend.

    3 retweets 2 likes
  21. 13 Feb 2015

    Happy Anniversary to all the folks who the Hindu Mahasabha got married last Valentines.

    2 retweets

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