Anna

@anjvs

Chaos Swamp Witch. She/ her

Seattle and Vashon
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2012.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    22. ožu 2014.

    I keep all my hopes and dreams in a little music box that I only crack open when I'm certain the house is empty and no one's around

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    This is the oldest known image of an owl. It was drawn with muddy Palaeolithic fingers over 30,000 years ago in Chauvet Cave, France. It is therefore a 🦉 Image by Jean Clottes

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  3. 2. velj

    This one time in high school me and a group of other girls were giving a class presentation. We thought it was totally clear, but the other kids kept asking dumb questions. Under her breath, Kristin said, “Do I have to teach you how to fuck?!” I think about this sometimes

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  4. 1. velj

    I tried to show my dog a picture of a zebra on my phone, but all he wanted to do was stare into my eyes until I let him lick my chin

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  5. 30. sij

    In French paper clips are trombones? ! ?

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  6. 29. sij

    I tried The Expanse, but it was too stressful

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  7. 29. sij

    I didn’t really care for the first Picard episode because it was so full of graphic death, panic, and exposition. Star Trek to me should be a crafted exploration of a single idea, like, what if a vacuum became sentient.

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  8. 29. sij

    I’ve figured out why I don’t like Portlandia- It’s all cynicism and snark with no love or joy

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    25. sij

    using 90% of my brain to make sure i dont start clenching my jaw. other 10% says il bastardo. consciousness is prison

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  10. 24. sij

    How do you feel about the people running in the Democratic primary?

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    17. sij

    We have passively accepted the commidification of our imaginative life, meaning the limits of our conception of freedom are tightly bound to that which serves the status quo and those in power who profit from it.

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  12. 15. sij

    Starship captain: I will single-handedly fend off the Klingons and inevitably go down with the ship so you all can get to the escape pods Boss: I want to eat a salad made of money. Find an excuse to fire six people

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  13. 15. sij

    I wish bosses felt about their employees the way starship captains feel about their crew

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  14. 3. sij

    My daughter told me about a movie where a princess gets jealous and steals a crown, but I heard it as “steals a clown,” and now I have a movie premise to pitch

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    2. sij

    Nothing should be run like a business ever

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    29. pro 2019.

    When we are denied a story, a light goes off. I am asking you to study the dark.

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    Great thread. This is also one of the reasons why health insurance is tied to employment in the US. It drives down the bargaining power of the individual and makes it difficult to walk away from an unfavorable deal, as the lives of you and your family are on the line.

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  18. 27. pro 2019.

    I have figured out how to redistribute the wealth. We must all marry Jeff Bezos then divorce him. I know, I know, but we’ll each only have to be married to him for about 44 seconds.

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  19. 25. pro 2019.

    The problem with not being deeply religious is you do the over-indulgence holidays, but not the fasting holidays

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  20. 23. pro 2019.

    So the new Star Wars is a series of MacGuffins, and each time they lose the thread of one, they pick up another

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  21. 21. pro 2019.

    Criticism of Trump is more about his behavior than his policies. I see less pushback from popular media figures for family separation than for his pointless rants. It’s like they want to get rid of the racist uncle because he’s embarrassing, not because he abuses their cousins

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