I can be hired for cheap to stand behind you and laugh at your jokes like: "Haha! Good one, Anita!"
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I wish I could call my boss a disappointment, hahaha.
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Jam? Are you guys having toast?
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You weren’t even trying with that one. Man the quality of trolling keeps going down
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Oh come on
@ebonyaster... No love for the Technotronic? -
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You probably don't like C+C Music Factory either.
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But I do!
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Judge her by her playlist, do you? Hmm? And well you should not. For my ally is the Funk, and a powerful ally it is. Soul creates it, makes it grow. The Funk surrounds us and binds us. Funkdafied beings are we, not this crude matter.pic.twitter.com/4TJrs41atH
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You must feel the Funk around you; here, between you, me, the dance floor, the club, everywhere, yes. There is no groove in your heart.pic.twitter.com/WzwVexxY8a
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You’ve got to pump them up while the beets are thumping. Otherwise, missed opportunity.
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Nah, that’s a good one. Don’t let her take that away from you
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Aww. Ebony, hi.
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Does this count as a pun? Are you finally coming around to puns? (I really wish I could think of a pun rn)
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I’m definitely with you on this one. Wordplay and references for the win! :)
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Better than having to kick them out?
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Iz seems we have quite similar sense of humor...
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