I’m doing this to all the bananas
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"YOU ATE MY SIBLINGS" "I WILL AVENGE THEM" "EAT MOR PARES"
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You could add in inspirational messages too.
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BUT WHAT IF THEY RIGHT RACITS THINGS ON TEH BANANAAS NO THISIS ONLY FOR NAZIS

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I would just write sweet things to myself for when I open my lunch box
thank you, breakfast me
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I used to write “please don’t eat me!!!” on my mom’s work bananas....
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or don't condone vandalizing
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That's not vandalizing.
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It's damaging the product.
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Yes, it is.
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I'd just be practical, like "At this point, you might as well buy some Nilla Wafers and make some banana pudding."
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I kinda wanna try this out

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It kinda works but I’d recommend just spending the extra money and invest in an actual dildo.
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ohhh nice highly original..how long did you stay up to come up with that?
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.5 seconds because female brains and humor are far superior to mens
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and don't you forget that Filthy Frank
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