I need a tattoo on my hand that says “stay in the bloody moment, you’re making yourself fucking miserable worrying about stuff that may never happen!”
I’m just concerned I would choose the wrong font.
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Lamp Shuffle Saturday, followed by some of you are going into storage Sunday.
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🫡 goodnight sweet prince, we’ve battle demons, saved the galaxy, and solved the odd murder together.
But your toggles have been getting a little loose lately, and occasionally a trigger sticks. So it’s time to go where all old controllers go, as a trade in at ebgames.
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I found out today that each Kewpie mayonnaise bottle contains the captured soul of a Kewpie doll.
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Update: No crumpets or ice due to annoying need to be grown up and do grown up stuff. Will try again tomorrow.
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I kinda want a crumpet, but I also want ice cream… dare I?
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I kinda want a crumpet, but I also want ice cream… dare I?
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I was hoping going through old sketch books would motivate me to get back to work.
It just gave me imposter syndrome, and the dust has made me sneeze myself to death.
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I just found another stash of sketchbooks in the cupboard. I think I just need to pick one paper brand/weight/texture and stick with it.
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Note: I have previously and will again accidentally offer unsolicited advice, but I’m trying not to and I definitely don’t double down or take offense at having it pointed out to me.
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Five grand bill for lawyering.
A little bit keen putting PROMPT PAYMENT APPRECIATED on it when it’s taken 10 months to do the job.
*mainly due to court delays, but still… chill dude.
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A lesson learned over the years:
Unless someone starts a tweet with “Should I” or some variation that implies they are looking for advice… I try not to offer advice.
Support, condolences, solidarity are all good options.
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Furniture designed to make people angry…
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Note: Do not send me a
DM even in jest, I will put you on my list.
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My DMs are open and I’m in the mood to chat…
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So has the For You and Following tabs been flipped? Now my following is full of randoms and for you has people I follow, but delayed.
Enron Mush has been playing with the buttons again hasn’t he.
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As I walked through the shopping center today on my crumpet hunt, I saw a woman running a pop up Mothers Day gift shop asking people if they’d bought a mothers day gift yet.
That’s got to be a risky move. You are literally a roulette spin from:
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Me wondering why I’m going to bathroom constantly this afternoon… I always forget that all the IV fluid leaves the old fashioned way.
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Taking 10 months to finalize probate was a pain, but when final details arrived today all I could think was oh great just in time to be a tax nightmare. I should have held off signing till July 1.
*just one of the velociraptors that came home to ream me today.
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I’m going to crank up the heating up and let 2 months from now me deal with the bill. I’m cold, miserable, and feeling vaguely put upon by an unfair universe… and freezing to death isn’t going to help matters.
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The universe coming in dry and from the top rope today.
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I don’t have shingles! Shingles is trending which reminds me of Sean Connery.
I will accept that posting medical jokes from hospital is probably going to lead to misunderstandings, so that’s probably on me.
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Several grand of non fun drugs (luckily covered by PBS). I’ve got about an hour after it finishes to go get some supplies before the side effects hobble me for a couple of days… so crumpets and gatorade stat!
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Shingles you say?
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Current mood:
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monkey doctor treating sick owl, france, ca. 1300
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Cup of coffee, comfy chair, and people paying attention to me… it’s all good in the hood as they say.
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