super saiyan vegan

@aneesharoos

not on speaking terms with Costco atm

Washington, DC
Joined July 2014

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  1. Jun 9

    Nicole Richie's life story makes me feel how Disney Channel movies made me feel in the 90's. Everything works out the way it's supposed to.

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    Jun 3
  3. May 26

    We have to do something about these headlines

  4. Retweeted
    May 18

    2 men sent to prison for hate-crime attack on East Bay Sikh man

  5. Retweeted
    May 12

    I think it's hard to be funny when you lack even basic empathy

  6. Retweeted
    May 2

    Beautiful Person. I see you & you have my best wishes. May we both grow kinder and more gracious in a world that needs more of that spirit.

  7. May 2
  8. May 2

    Tfw your atte asks you to chup raho but you're too American to know what that means...but you know she's being mean

  9. May 2

    The fact that India is so hot and I keep having afternoon naps and Theroux thirst dreams...

  10. Apr 25

    The thirst for Theroux is still thorough

  11. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go 😉

  12. Retweeted
    Apr 24

    I know I'm exhausted because this made me tear up sitting in an airport

  13. Apr 25

    The fact that I went on a hero quest to find Sebastian Theroux in NYC and now have his Terry Richardson photo as my phone background.

  14. Apr 25

    All of my friends from college are sad, crazy, wanna be artists who love too fast and are fun to be around half of the time, just like me.

  15. Apr 25

    All of Max's friends from college are brilliant, politically inclined, go-getters who are down-to-earth and kind, just like him.

  16. Retweeted
    Apr 22

    most of my personality is that i have allergies

  17. Apr 23

    Even the coffee shops in Nashville have great music, spacious seating and fine men. In DC you have to choose one of 3 in any location.

  18. Retweeted
    Apr 21

    Guys, I just ran into Roommate-Who-Sleeps-With-The-Light-On's Hot Cousin in Safeway. We hugged. In two years, I've never hugged RWSWTLO.

  19. Retweeted
    5 Jul 2013

    ": You have a cunty demeanor." True!

  20. Retweeted
    Apr 9

    I'm seriously starting to believe that sugar and lack of empathy are the root of all evil.

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