* (actually the song was by SR-71 but the Bowling for Soup version is the one everyone knows)
Andy Weir
@andyweirauthor
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Important notification:
"1985" by Bowling For Soup* was released in 2004.
So the following confusing sentence, which I recommend you tell people without any context, is true:
The same amount of time passed between 1985 and "1985" as passed between "1985" and now.
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Astronaut Kayla Barron reading Project Hail Mary aboard the ISS. :)
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I think I'd be a pretty bad President.
Aide: President Weir, there's been a terrorist attack on-- what are you doing?
Me: (on the floor) I just really need to calculate where the foci of the oval office are.
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"Hi, welcome to Traitor Joes."
"Uh... don't you mean TraDER Joes?"
"No, common misconception. Can I interest you in selling nuclear secrets to the Soviet Union?"
"Um... I don't think--"
"How about surrendering West Point to the British?"
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Hey, all. I'll be doing an event just outside Pittsburg, PA in November. See this link if you want to get tickets:
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Rest in Peace, your Majesty. Even though I wasn't one of your subjects, you have always had and will always have a special place in my heart.
Long live the King.
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Excited to tune into the new next week? Brush up on THE HOBBIT with 's notes!
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I have to give mad props to "The Orville" for their recent handling of time travel. They used actual Einsteinian physics to go forward in time via time dilation, and they even show the stars blue-shifting in front and red-shifting behind as they travelled near lightspeed.
👏👏👏
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For those interested, I'll be doing an AMA on Facebook Live today at 12:00 EST / 9am PST:
facebook.com/events/s/andy-
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For her final 3rd grade project, my daughter chose to do her "favorite book moment" diorama on Ryland and Rocky's first encounter in Project Hail Mary. Now her teacher is going to read the book for the first time thanks to her project!
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The following is a clue to my SCOTUS riddle:
Quote Tweet
I offer the following with no explanation:
Barrett, Kavanaugh, Ginsberg, Souter, Kagan, Gorsuch, Sotomayor, Thomas, Breyer, Alito, "Confirmation Hearing", "First Monday in October"
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I offer the following with no explanation:
Barrett, Kavanaugh, Ginsberg, Souter, Kagan, Gorsuch, Sotomayor, Thomas, Breyer, Alito, "Confirmation Hearing", "First Monday in October"
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2022 Hugo Award Finalists Announced
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I guess I wasn't obvious enough because I'm still receiving a lot of email about it. To be clear: Emma Stone is not really going to play Rocky. That was an April Fool's joke.
No disrespect to Emma intended. I love her stuff. Check out "Maniac" on Netflix if you haven't already.
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Emma Stone will be playing Rocky in the film adaptation of Project Hail Mary opposite Ryan Gosling who will be playing Ryland.
Though the film will be a little different from the book, the onscreen dynamic and romance scenes will more than make up for the minor changes.
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WINNER! #ProjectHailMary is the #Audies2022 Audiobook of the Year! 🏆
Show some love for and , and if you haven't listened yet... what are you waiting for?? adbl.co/PHM
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Okay this is some bullshit. All these people stealing MY look!
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Japan, some time ago:
Business executive: Okay, so the two coolest things in the world are motorcycles and keyboard synthesizers, right?
Mr. Yamaha: Go on...
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I mentioned to my wife that and I have the same birthdate (June 16, 1972). She didn't believe me. Okay, so he aged a lot better - no reason to be MEAN ABOUT IT, ASHLEY!
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Fan art of Stratt. A lot sexier than I imagined but very well done. Credit: instagram.com/p/CT7Q7emh8Wh/
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I recently read #ProjectHailMary by and I fell in love with the character of Rocky, so of course I had to make an #airdryclay #figure of him. Now he stands proudly on my Andy Weir's book collection! 🚀🌌
#clay #handmade #artistsontwitter
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Fun game: Connect the titles on the left to the descriptions on the right. Imagine you've never read any of my books while doing so.
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Stop by to meet . (#TheMartian, #Artemis, #ProjectHailMary) on Saturday Aug. 28th from 2:00pm-3:30pm at booth # G 17.
Books will be available for purchase for signing!
Tickets, info, and more: siliconsj.com
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Project Hail Mary is a pretty good book and I hope Rocky knows I'd die for them
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While we were still in the White House, I began sharing my summer favorites—and now, it’s become a little tradition that I look forward to sharing with you all. So here's this year's offering. Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
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Tonight at 6pm PT, & will be chatting about PROJECT HAIL MARY, Andy Weir's latest sci-fi thriller! There are still tickets available for this exclusive online event!
Event info -> buff.ly/3dN35AC
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Former software engineer first broke out 10 years ago when he self-published his debut novel “The Martian." Now, Weir is back with a new space adventure.
spoke with Weir about his new book, "Project Hail Mary."
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Read more about 's process writing his new novel PROJECT HAIL MARY via ! PROJECT HAIL MARY is out tomorrow!
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