Andy Boyle, your pal
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I write: jokes, words, code. @breakingnews dev, voted Chicago's favorite boy toy 2012-2015 
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I Am Almost 30 And Just Rick Rolled A Professional Journalism Listserv AMA
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Andy Boyle, your pal Retweeted
so whose tweet can I steal in honor of Columbus Day
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if your news dot com story ends with "what do you think" then you probably didn't do enough reporting. http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2015/10/is_the_jersey_devil_in_galloway_township_paranorma.html …
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In Chicago there's a Gale warning until tonight. Why does Gale always have to be so mean?
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I would invest in a startup that makes your bed with fantastic hospital corners.
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(No, mom, I did not take him up on his offer.)
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Last night I joked on stage about cocaine and a guy in the audience offered me some. So now I'm only doing jokes about million dollar homes.
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The same people who are like "Columbus was good" also proudly use the word "friendzone"
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Sunday newspapers in my building straight up crushing it at 10pm pic.twitter.com/wEf49hfvJj
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Andy Boyle, your pal Retweeted
A topical vacation is when you reference your vacation that just happened and it's cool, but lame when you reference it 2 weeks later.
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I'll never understand the condescension toward their readers some newspapers think is a good strategy. Why be shitty to folks?
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Newspapers, we get it. You failed in attracting millennial readers. Being condescending jerks like this is why. http://www.latimes.com/home/la-hm-erskine-20151010-column.html …
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UPDATE: My mom shot a straw wrapper at me then giggled so much she had trouble breathing.
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You may think renting a recumbent double bike and riding it with your mom would be fun. You would be wrong.
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Andy Boyle, your pal Retweeted
Barber: What you want bro? Guy: You ever eat a panini? Barber: Say no more fam pic.twitter.com/RoBJYRjlTj
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"I lost valuable brain cells watching that." -- My mom after just seeing "Moonrise Kingdom"
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Andy Boyle, your pal followed Sean Gilbert White, Michael N. Robinson, scary cale weissman™ and 2 others
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Chicago Stand Up album Dead and Gone CD: http://bit.ly/1GMKexl iTunes: http://apple.co/1bmJS4V I produce BEEF, Tuxedo Cat, and Stand up Stand up.
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