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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 26

    Wait...Wait...And then he lowered his pants and she spanked him!

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  2. 26 minutes ago

    🎩 🎩 🎩

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  3. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    As of now, do you approve or disapprove of ’s job performance as President? Do vote and retweet.

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  4. Retweeted
    1 hour ago

    Jimmy Kimmel: Sean Hannity Is An “Ass Clown Circus”

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  5. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    UNMASKED: Here’s the real identity of “Ricky Vaughn,” one of Trump’s most powerful alt-right internet trolls. Stellar reporting by .

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    2 hours ago

    The Washington Post has confirmed that Pruitt did indeed order officials at the EPA to give two aides, that previously worked for him in Oklahoma, hefty raises. On Fox News yesterday, Pruitt lied and said he had just found out about the raises.

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    2 hours ago

    Low lows are confusing. Just stay off Twitter and email and text. This WILL pass I know because it always always does. Always.

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  8. 2 hours ago

    Happy birthday the enjoyably funny

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    2 hours ago

    We could all use some Sedin hugs tonight.

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  10. 2 hours ago

    Happy birthday to my fellow Jew, the very funny

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  11. 5 hours ago

    No matter how much we may have disagreed with them, each one of these men had dignity. I miss that.

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    5 hours ago

    Andy, Can you please RT? There is more to this story and it isn't getting the coverage it warrants. These kids deserve more. Thank you.

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  13. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    We very much look forward to testing the truthfulness of Mr. Trump's feigned lack of knowledge concerning the $130k payment as stated on Air Force One. As history teaches us, it is one thing to deceive the press and quite another to do so under oath.

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    8 hours ago

    Breaking - Trump on Stormy Daniels via

    . breaks his silence on Stormy Daniels on the flight from West Virginia to DC- spoke to reporters on AF1
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    8 hours ago

    NEW: At least five officials at the EPA, four of them high-ranking, were reassigned or demoted, or requested new jobs in the past year after they raised concerns about the spending and management of the agency’s administrator, Scott Pruitt.

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  16. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    This is just a pretty expensive publicity stunt on tax-payer dime. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    DHS secretary, Kirtsjen Nielsen, told Mexican govt the National Guard won't carry guns & will only provide logistical & other support. Just like in 2006 and 2010, they won't be allowed to make arrests, unless Congress changes rules (not likely)... a big show for Trump´s base
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  17. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Had a great time with yesterday. Tune in today to see our conversation and even a few dance moves!

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  18. 11 hours ago

    You are one of my favorite republicans.

    I decided to write an article defending the Clintons to stop the hatred towards them. I did add sources to back up what I wrote, I think it's time to move on and let them be.
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  19. 12 hours ago

    Today someone here said they don’t like donuts. I fired them.

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  20. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Trump calls accurate reporting “bad reporting.”

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  21. Retweeted
    24 hours ago

    For the fifth time in the last eight years, all three California teams have qualified for the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

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