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Executive Producer -- -- Views expressed here do not reflect those of America's sweetheart Ellen DeGeneres. ALSO the make me happy.

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  2. Here’s what I want to say I love Ellen I love who she is & what she stands for I love that she’s human, hilarious, compassionate, forgiving & flawed like all of us I love that she spoke her truth all those years ago with everything on the line I stand by her today & always

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    Happy birthday, . I’m so happy you were born.

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  5. Just a little text from my mom to kick off the weekend...

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  6. Can someone click on this list and tell me if “Cap’n Crunch” is on there because if it’s not, I refuse to read it.

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    You wanna be outraged about a politician dancing, start here.

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    I hear the GOP thinks women dancing are scandalous. Wait till they find out Congresswomen dance too! 💃🏽 Have a great weekend everyone :)

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    Pace yourselves, GOP. If you’re upset because one woman danced and another one used a swear, you’ll be all out of pearls to clutch when the subpoenas start flying.

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    I think this feeling is called “hope”

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  11. My daughter lived with us when she first graduated in May. She just moved in to her first apartment and I miss her. They grow up too fast. I really need it to slow down.

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    Jan 3

    You mean the tariffs ultimately paid for by the American consumers who buy the imported products.

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  13. Apparently thinks the Vatican is in America.

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    Jan 3

    For two years, the Republican Majority refused to hold the Trump Administration accountable. That ends today. We will do our jobs. We will work to raise incomes and help all families succeed. We will protect healthcare. And we will do vital oversight. Now, let's get to work.

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    Jan 3

    Remains absolutely stunning that POTUS yesterday said "the reason Russia was in Afghanistan was because terrorists were going into Russia. They were right to be there."

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    Jan 2

    Hello, . As a business that depends on and markets to women, is this an opinion that you agree with?

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    Jan 3

    Well, is officially done. She’ll never recover from the world seeing her... (watches video) ...dancing adorably and having fun with her friends in high school?

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    Jan 3

    “The irony is of course that Trump did this to himself. By crushing his own party, by ignoring his own checks and balances, and by trying to undermine democracy, he all but handed pelosi that gavel. “

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    Jan 3

    Congress has historically been 90% White. 44/45 Presidents have been White men. The incoming is beginning to look like the rest of America. That is called a representational elected body. This is something all of us should celebrate, regardless of our politics.

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