Andy Matuschak on Twitter: "Woke up to no Sara, a head of garlic on her side of the bed, and a text telling me not to be scared of the garlic. Is... is it Halloween?" / Twitter

Woke up to no Sara, a head of garlic on her side of the bed, and a text telling me not to be scared of the garlic. Is... is it Halloween?

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April Fools already?

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is she secretly a vampire?

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No, but Sara may be a reverse vampire.

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bury it before it grows limbs and replaces her

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This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! In this town we call home Everyone hail to the pumpkin song.

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