Andy Matuschak on Twitter: "Vacation problems: I bit into a nectarine, and it squirted juice up my nose. Should have stayed in bed." / Twitter

Vacation problems: I bit into a nectarine, and it squirted juice up my nose. Should have stayed in bed.

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#boohoo Enjoy your vacation :-)

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You’re using the wrong kind of citrus. swng.it/22QAWY.png

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i read this as "vaccination problems" and was dying to know what you vaccinate with nectarines

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