Andricessen Horicewitz

@andricessen

we invest in software eating the rice

Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2019.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Today my nephew asked me what to say to someone he didn't want to play with I told him that the correct answer is "it's not a good fit at this time, please let me know how I can be helpful"

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  2. Today in VC: Associate yells "OK Boomer" at his veteran partner, and is quickly promoted to "Chief Gen Z Whisperer"

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  4. Nowadays if you don't have an in-house chicken coop, you really can't call yourself a tier 1 VC firm.

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  5. You might use Co-star to predict your future but is any fund truly prepared for the immense wave of deeptech innovation that our society will encounter when Bobby Shmurda is freed in Nov 2020?

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  6. Taleb: People are not used to an intellectual who looks like a bodyguard Also Taleb: *looks like every middle eastern dad ever*

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  7. Who would win in a made up word contest, Nassim Nicholas Taleb or Dr Seuss?

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  8. Best Halloween couple costume this year is Masa Son and Adam Neumann don't @ me

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  9. SOFTBANK JUST BOUGHT ME OFF MY BOARD AND I'M BACK IN THIS BITCH

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  10. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    1. ruj 2019.

    If you're dating a founder, you're single to me. What's John gonna do, circle back in a few months with a Calendly link to scrap?

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    1. ruj 2019.

    If your boyfriend is a venture capitalist, you're single to me. What's he going to do--ask me how he can be helpful?

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  12. Live footage of Adam Neumann hiding in multiple WeWork offices post S-1 release

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  13. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    20. kol 2019.

    started reporting out a straightforward story about vc parody accounts which turned into a story about vcs potentially capitalizing off of making fun of vcs on the internet

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  14. The only important YC Demo Day graphic: Showing investors a graph going up and to the right of your company's cap increasing on an hourly basis

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  15. Opentable for partners sounded like a great idea till I realized that's just prostitution

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  16. My most important series A milestone will be fathering a small army of children to serve as my engineers in 13 years

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  17. Me looking at my runway

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  18. I've found the anchor LP for my new fund, stay tuned for closing details.

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  19. This is my favourite time to break out the old Dungeons and Dragons dice to roll for predicted ARR

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  20. Imagine if "The Great Hack" was called "The Great Heck" instead and it was just a bunch of people who put Donald Trump in office looking at him and saying "heck"

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  21. If a potential partner with lots of cute friends wants to go on a date, I tell them I'm passing due to signalling risk.

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