Andrew Stanton

@andrewstanton94

Interested in Science and Technology. Computer Science graduate.

Southsea, Portsmouth
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2010.

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    Coleslaw is good year-long, whereas Hooke's Law is only good for spring.

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    13. pro 2018.

    ME: I got you a therapy cat WIFE: THAT’S A LION! ME: I wouldn’t yell around Roarschach

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    2. stu 2018.

    [banner at Robot University] Welcome Aluminumni

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    5. stu 2018.

    crow 1: wanna hang out? undercover cop crow: you’re busted for attempted murder

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    4. ruj 2018.

    a few things to talk about in 1:1s with your manager

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    2. pro 2018.

    If you ever created a form which does not allow pasting data into it YOU ARE GOING TO HELL Do not pass go

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    2. lis 2018.

    What advice do you give other devs that you have the hardest time following yourself? For me it's convincing myself that a day of reviews and running tests is as valuable as writing code. You?

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    how did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler

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    26. tra 2018.

    Popcorn is a bunch of kernel panics

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    20. pro 2017.

    dear diary today i got to first base it was a rebel base i destroyed it

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    1. ruj 2017.

    Even a single exclamation point is a little suspect. Three of them? No sane adult is that enthusiastic.

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    21. srp 2017.

    Programming: - think about a problem - come up with a "great idea" - feel like a genius - try to implement -- turns out it's dumb - repeat

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    17. srp 2017.

    "Software development should be thought of as a cycle of continual learning rather than a progression from start to finish." -

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    Fearing a "rise of the machines" is adorable. Computers run every critical aspect of your life. Without us you would die. We already won.

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    ransomware only works if you believe your files have any value (they don't)

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    17. lip 2017.

    Apparently “Power over Ethernet” is not a skill you can acquire, but some boring standard for network devices.

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    15. tra 2017.

    Breathe. Just breathe. That's not even Jedi advice. Turns out if you stop, you die.

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    23. velj 2017.

    Email app that recognizes you're trying to download an attachment you already have and instead just opens it for you.

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