As much as I love it, I’m ready for “The Splingee” to not be playing over and over in my head.
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Can someone please make a film about a small town girl who dreams of being in Pan's People. Because I’m already crying at the final scene when she first appears on Top of the Pops.
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New idea. Opening title, one year later. Jane is visiting Mike’s grave. They had a happy year together before he got ill. Cameo from Kate Winslet (as Mike’s ex wife) visiting Jane to check in on Sam who will continue living with Jane. #NeighboursReturns
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The only thing I want to read is the current WhatsApp group chat of the #Neighbours cast going on right now.
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Doesn’t need to be practically believable. But acknowledges the finale and lets them move on.
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That her and Mike got to experience their “what if”, and that was wonderful, but they found they still had more life to live apart. They may well find each other again but for now, they need to keep moving forward separately.
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Solving the #Neighbours Mike and Jane issue can be done. A lovely monologue from Jane about the nature of life always moving forward and the idea of endings being an illusion. That people can come in and out of our lives and it doesn’t make them any less special.
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The most incredible news. I don’t even care if they have to retcon anything from the finale.
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Really enjoying the cathartic release of giving up on a prestige tv show.
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Having previously dismissed it, me after listening to this weeks Björk podcast.
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Gutted to hear Paper Girls has been cancelled after the first season. Such a perfect adaptation and a welcome antidote to the pervasive rose tinted nostalgia that’s dominating at the moment. And that cast! I love those girls. Fingers crossed it gets picked up by another network.
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On our #Neighbours from the beginning rewatch. Totally shipping OG Scott Robinson and Danny Ramsey. Every scene is like “Kiiiiiissss!”
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Pre ordered the Ocean to Ocean blue vinyl in October 2021 from the official store. Never received. No response from multiple emails. Passed the point of being able to ask PayPal to refund. £30 down the drain I guess?
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Almost bought a Von Dutch baseball cap, but couldn’t work out if my reason for liking it was:
A. Liking it
B. Nostalgia
C. Irony
I see April Rose Pengilly is in the UK. Dare I hope it’s for the Strictly cast announcement.
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So, Shortland Street. I know it’s not currently airing in the UK, but it seems to be going strong. I don’t really know much about it but could be open to trying if it were to be broadcast here. Seems like an easy decision for a UK broadcaster to take a punt on.
What a show. What a legacy. Truly devastated that Neighbours ends tonight. Was the first “grown up” show I ever started watching and I’ve never stopped. The current cast are incredible and I’ll miss them all dearly. #neighbours
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The Bogan’s Tipped Hair was one of my favourite #Neighbours gags. Would love a surprise Janelle return.
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In 2010 I'd move it from a primetime slot on a popular channel to an unwatched digital outlet, using it as a cashcow to milk a UK broadcaster who see it as a medium-term prestige project. Then after years of zero support I'd act sad when it dies an unnecessarily premature death.
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I hope someone is starting to think about the merch that could be sold at the #Neighbours farewell tour. I’m after an Erinsborough High T-shirt at least. And a full size Mrs Mangel portrait poster.
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I can’t quite comprehend just how good ‘For all mankind’ is. Absolute top tier tv. Should be walking away with all the awards.
Favourite cinema visiting time. 10 o’clock on a Sunday morning. With a large black filter coffee and pastry to eat. Also Everything Everywhere All at Once is great.
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Here it is!!!! Bros red band! So excited to finally get this out into the world. youtu.be/QEGAoNnwIiA
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Terese: “What am I going to do? Fashion week is ruined!”
Susan: “I have an idea” **picks up phone** “Donna, how are you?”
#Neighbours, I can but dream.
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Yet again, my friends, let me remind you this is neither pop-art nor digital art: This is Fred Taylor (1875–1963) in the 1930s . . .
A few more here instagram.com/p/CNhciX2Dcye/
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I’d love a little B story where Susan learns that her favourite Scandinavian crime drama has been cancelled and she doesn’t know what to do with herself. #Neighbours
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