I run back to my friend in the rental car, tell her I can make the last flight out, but I needed more money
At this point, I’m losing my shit over just about everything, and she grabs my hand, tells me it’ll be ok and then kisses me
I kiss back. What the fuck is happening?
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My phone finally turns back on. I let my friends know I’m in Mexico without a passport and just spent the night in jail, so I might be a little late for our New Years party tonight. They expressed concern, then bask in my misfortunes. Within one minute, they whip up this gem
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“If you don’t make your flight, you can stay with me at my Airbnb,” my jail crush tells me. Fuck. What once was “get me out of Mexico” turned into, “well this could be interesting.” But of course I couldn’t. I came to Mexico for a goddamn mileage run & I’m getting that status
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So to sum it up, I was $275 short for status... was given an offer to maintain for $1875 (!?), took a $400 flight to spend 24hrs in Mexico after 20hrs travel the day before & ended up in a Mexican jail w/ no passport, a $350 bail bill, & an African crush. Happy new year everyone!
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Oh, and avoid “Urban Bar” in Cabo San Lucas. They stole over $500 from me. Fuck them. Will be going after them starting in 2020.pic.twitter.com/bwDdJnaQ9l
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MADE IT BACK TO LA!!! Time to change out of my two-day outfit and celebrate. Have fun out there tonight
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Replying to @andrewkimmel @JosephOwino
if things grow & develop between you and you wind up spending your lives together i will be so bewildered ... the odds of it all
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Andrew, bail is set by a judge. Unless you were brought in front of one, the $337 are completely illegal and most likely weren't paid. You're still being scammed. https://travel.gc.ca/travelling/advisories/mexico/mexican-criminal-law-system#investigation …
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Of course I was! If she didn’t pay to get me out, I’d probably still be there 
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