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“If you don’t make your flight, you can stay with me at my Airbnb,” my jail crush tells me. Fuck. What once was “get me out of Mexico” turned into, “well this could be interesting.” But of course I couldn’t. I came to Mexico for a goddamn mileage run & I’m getting that status

So to sum it up, I was $275 short for status... was given an offer to maintain for $1875 (!?), took a $400 flight to spend 24hrs in Mexico after 20hrs travel the day before & ended up in a Mexican jail w/ no passport, a $350 bail bill, & an African crush. Happy new year everyone!

Sometimes you read someone's tweets and wonder: Is their blood pressure manageable? Does their outspoken rage get them fired a lot? Do they feel so alone that every single possible inconvenience needs to be broadcast and amplified just to feel good? Just thinkin' aloud...

Yup. Not every grievance needs to play out on social media for sympathy and attention from the masses.