Dear @AmericanAir,
After arriving back to LA from Indonesia, I was $275 EQDs under (yet 25K miles over) from maintaining status. You asked me to pay $1875 (?!) to keep status, so instead I booked a $400 rt ticket to Mexico for 24 hrs. Here’s how my fucking night went...
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Perfect GIF! I’d watch the movie

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The ending has to change. He can’t get on the plane!
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No he gets on the plane. And they meet later at another airport when he races across the world to tell her he loves her.
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And when my bio pic is done, I'll be played by Charlize Theron. That sounds snarky, but not. You're totally cute. Maybe not Ryan Reynolds, but cute. I think that's fair.
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hmm maybe something like hangover 4... "The Layover"..
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It’s already got the perfect title, “Status”
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I would fund the screenplay if you put it up on
@gofundme. But only if Ryan and Lupita agree. Serious.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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How about Lupita... she is Mexican
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