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American airports (99.9% of them) are the biggest pieces of shit out of nearly every country I’ve been to. Including the “shithole” ones. That’s a fact. #represent
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Upon arriving to customs, led by the brilliant
@CBP, be sure to show your US passport to an agent, who will still put you on the non-citizen line... a mistake that adds an additional hour to reaching the land of the free and home of the brave.Show this thread
Whatever you do, don’t talk to @CBP agents. They are not there to assist you, only to shout and provide the illusion of order. And if you’re pissed that there are only 2 agents checking passports for 600 people, blame the libs.
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If you haven’t lost your cool by this point, congratulations! You’re nearly there. Now just wait an hour for your ride share as the traffic into the airport takes them that amount of time to move from the entrance to your terminal.
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