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@andrewjhansen

Comedian from The Chaser's TV & audio work (but not their online stuff). SOLO SHOW tour postponed! BAB SHARKEY AND THE ANIMAL MUMMIES out now from Walker Books.

Australia
Inscrit en avril 2009

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  1. 31 juil.

    The true horror of our times is shaking out one of those bubbly IKEA bathroom mats after a few days.

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  2. 30 juil.

    Hey Victoria, they found us our new licence plate slogan!

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    24 juil.

    Very appropriate that the default Australian text-to-speech voice on Apple is Karen:

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  4. 21 juil.

    It is impossible that Foodary is meant to be a pun on quandary. Or diary. Or contrary any other ary. It is surely a pun on grocery, bakery, eatery and related food shop words. This is why I have not slept a wink all night.

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  5. 21 juil.

    Can’t sleep because those Foodary shops aren’t spelled Foodery.

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  6. 18 juil.

    A maternity nurse just told me she laughed so hard at a Chaser Ad Roadtest she went into labour. So, expectant mums, there’s a tip from a professional.

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  7. 10 juil.

    Lost in Melbourne fog.

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  8. 9 juil.

    Hoho! Taking time off from our podcast. (Or 'going on leave', as people say, because taking time off is a dog act in today's world). Mostly to work on a new project with one of my favourite long-time collaborators! Let's hope it sees daylight...

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    3 juil.

    The latest episode of our podcast is out. Includes all the latest from The Melbourne International Covidy Festival

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  10. 1 juil.

    FYI: Only the ‘click’ part of IKEA click and collect seems to work.

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  11. 30 juin

    My area's just been locked down but I'm a 2-minute walk from the border. I can see their smug smiles from here.

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    29 juin

    If Daniel Andrews cured cancer the headline would be "Dictator Dan Savagely Dooms Victoria to Overpopulation"

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  13. 27 juin

    US children’s authors: Hire a translator. Sincerely, Parents of Earth.

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  14. 25 juin

    Mark Kilmurry sat down with Chris Taylor, Craig Reucassel and me for a big, long chat. Here you go.

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    24 juin

    Oh, it's worth a shot. !

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  16. 11 juin

    Grab a CD ruined by its creators’ signatures!

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  17. a retweeté
    31 mai

    I wanna see you trip over with those samosas and smash the plate and the samosas get all squashed then you just sit there on the floor just struggling to come to terms with it. That's what I want for you.

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    28 mai

    New episode of our podcast is out today. Proudly sponsored by the JobKeeper scheme!

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  19. 25 mai

    I have a new comedy album out today, created with Charles Firth and Dom Knight with a smattering of Zoe Norton Lodge and Chris Taylor. It has 100 sketches. 100! Proceeds to charity. Stream it or grab a signed CD exclusively from:

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    22 mai

    It's Back to School for students this week, so Charles talks about his growing disdain for his kids while homeschooling, with Dom looking at the marvels of hydroxychloroquine and Andrew looking at COVID related children's music.

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