Andrew Nelson

@andrew2nelson

Beloved Coder at Arista Networks. Ideas and opinions expressed here do not necessarily reflect those of my employer.

Mountain View, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2011.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    3. sij 2018.

    On this day 10 years ago Britney spears was hospitalized following a 3 hour custody dispute at her LA home. In ten years Britney went from paparazzi pariah to being one of the highest paid musicians of 2017. What will you achieve in 10 years? 😊

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  2. prije 7 sati

    One time when I was 8, I was at a restaurant and tried to play bloody Mary in the bathroom but I got scared and screamed and my family got kicked out. No one explained that bloody Mary was bad, so I kept doing it at restaurants until eventually we just stopped eating out 🤷‍♂️

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  3. prije 11 sati
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    Your superbowl vs my Super Bowl

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  6. 31. sij
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  7. 30. sij

    Is doing a push-up equivalent to benching half my body weight?

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  8. 30. sij

    "Chun drum chun drum chun drum chun drum bedrum" - proverbs

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  9. 29. sij

    32A Please block me if you're a C through F

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  10. 29. sij

    Can you imagine how obnoxious it must have been being friends with Paul Erdős? You could be doing anything. N E THING. And this bitch would walk in your door without warning, shout "MY MIND IS OPEN", and start doing meth on your couch

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  11. 29. sij

    Someone: "hey, how's it going?" Me: "ohfigga smerg gooba habudoo you?" Someone: "doing pretty good too, thanks for asking"

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  12. 27. sij

    Still thinking about t how the cyber witches in Buffy would have been different if they had docker at the time

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  13. 27. sij

    Canadian showdown: When your roommate says "Would you like to use the couch?" and you say "No thank you" but he ends up getting off the couch anyways and then you both spend hours trying not to use the couch out of politeness

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  14. 26. sij

    This might be controversial but I actually really like those parties where everyone just sits around watching vine compilations on YouTube together

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  15. 26. sij

    2020 is officially the year when I become one of those people who regularly posts videos of their cat on social media

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  16. 25. sij

    Who wants to invest in my startup? It's tinder for people with the flu so they can hook up without worrying about spreading the flu!

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    comprehensive diagram of the salient layers of modern computer architecture

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  18. 24. sij

    How to flirt with programmers: - ask to see their bashrc - ask to see their vimrc - ask to see their scripts

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  19. 24. sij

    I think my most toxic roommate trait is that I like to drink in the shower so there's always an open bottle of rum or half a glass of wine sitting next to the shampoo

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  20. 24. sij

    Controversial opinion but I actually prefer my French fries cold and limp...

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  21. 24. sij

    I filled up my car tires and it feels like a whole new car ♥ Much less road noise, 20% better gas mileage, and improved mouthfeel. 13/10 would recommend ☒

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