I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t owe anyone an apology for taking “a long time” to cum
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Andre Shakti (she/her)
@AndreShakti
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Rolled into a random strip club solo last night on a sex work high. Threw $100 before getting asked to audition. Spent four minutes on stage, left with $300, a job offer, and two girls’ numbers. Alright, Baltimore, alright.
Language of porn stars:
"She's my friend!" (We're fucking)
"I love your style!" (I want to fuck you)
"Let's work together!" (Please fuck me)
Today at a sex positive college campus event I’m working, a student asked how exactly - during MSM (men who have sex with men) intimacy - one guy’s penis goes inside another guy’s penis. This is literally WHY 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 DO 👏🏼 SEX 👏🏼 EDUCATION.
Sex educator milestone unlocked: I was just invited to be the keynote speaker at an upcoming polyamory conference. Cue imposter syndrome 😳.
Devastated to hear of fellow sex industry revolutionary #AmieHarwick’s tragic and senseless murder at the hands of an ex boyfriend. My heart goes out to her close community and loved ones.
HEY MEN, STOP FUCKING KILLING US.
#RestInPower #LetUsSurvive #LetUsThrive twitter.com/allnewsinc/sta
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Look, I love my job, but y’all realize that #femdom is a fetish because you honestly believe women to be inferior to men, and it’s the TABOO of women being in power that gets you hard, right? At least internally interrogate WHY you desire WHAT you desire and acknowledge it.
This morning I gave my snake a bath in the sink while my cat perched on the counter silently staring at me. Halfway through this process, I got my period. I’m convinced that this is how the witchcraft starts.
I’m 34 years old and I just made myself squirt for the very first time. KEEP HOPE ALIVE, MY BRETHREN 💦💦💦💦
God I just need to get fucking pounded by someone who thinks I’m great and is totally cool with me having a catharsis cry after it’s over. Taking applications STAT.
Me: My knee is killing me today.
Muggles: Maybe it’s from that dirty whoring you do.
Queers: Don’t be out here bitching about a knee when you have such able-bodied privilege.
Doctor: Sure it isn’t phantom pain?
Therapist: I can’t see you as a client bc I’ve seen you in porn.
I once dated a guy who broke the 3 cardinal rules of dating a #stripper, and I had to end it. I tell the story here: bit.ly/2IVrqmP via Cosmopolitan
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Do you jerk off to a type of porn that would surprise people? Drop that shit here!
I’ll go first: I have a penchant for forced lesbian sorority hazing porn.
#FAP #PornPositivity
Y’ALL.
After thirteen months of heartbreak, I finally met someone who moves my cold dead heart.
Leaning into it. I fucking deserve this.
This episode sizzles (literally!) Want to see how to use #BDSM tools in a superhot scene? Click, click! bit.ly/2OlrIJA #queerporn #domme
HEY GUYS. Contrary to what advises on this week’s episode of the Lovecast, it is UNACCEPTABLE to send unsolicited dick pics to people. UNSOLICITED = NONCONSENSUAL = SEXUAL HARASSMENT. Add a dash of victim blaming to his invalidation and color me disappointed. SMDH.
NORMALIZE HETEROSEXUAL CISGENDER MEN GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS DURING SEX...or give them to me. WOOF.