André Lombard

@AndreLombard2

Reader, writer, mixer, producer and occasional singer on . Love eating my way round the globe. Calamitous footballer for .

London
Joined December 2011

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  1. 12 hours ago

    Been without wifi for the last few days in Cuba, have I missed anything?

  2. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Trying to bring about Sharia by causing a lock-in at the Vauxhall Tavern. Uh-huh.

  3. Jun 3
    Replying to

    She's heading back safely now, thank you to everyone who helped. London really is the greatest city in the world.

  4. Jun 3

    Looking for somewhere for my housemate to take shelter near Bank at the moment. Please, please DM me if you can help

  5. Retweeted
    May 26

    What the just did to athletes is despicable. So many athletes spending $$$, now for nothing.

  6. May 26

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just demolished this Nando's breakfast. I can report that it was, in fact, delicious.

  7. May 25

    Oh my goodness, the new Carly Rae Jepsen is polished pop perfection

  8. Retweeted
    May 23

    Still one of my favourite Twitter moments. RIP Roger Moore.

  9. Retweeted
    May 23

    Not confirmed officially but BBC understands Manchester terror attacker was British or from UK.

  10. Retweeted
    May 18

    Sky News break cover at corporate level, tells BuzzFeed they're sick of treatment by the Tory press operation.

  11. Retweeted
    May 16

    Officials say Trump's disclosure could endanger the life of a spy placed inside ISIS by Israel:

  12. May 16

    Mass excitement on London bus route 196 as a large woman accidentally sits on me

  13. May 13

    Thank you Bastille. Good Grief was a fantastic Belgian Eurovision entry

  14. Retweeted
    May 10
  15. Retweeted
    May 8

    Jeremy Corbyn Says He Won't Quit Even If He Loses The General Election via

  16. Retweeted
    May 8

    A black councillor from France's far-right tells why Marine is the president for him

  17. Retweeted
    May 5

    Very big fan of the way L'Equipe headlines translate to English. So wholesome

  18. Retweeted
    May 1

    Chinese groom arrested over fake wedding guests

  19. May 1

    DYING. Police in Oregon say a florist was actually stealing her stock from graveyards

  20. Retweeted
    Apr 30

    I love this BBC London Bank Holiday weather forecast.

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