Biden spending 90% of his job mumbling and checked out then 10% of it hilariously shit talking while tearing through six months of goals in three weeks kind of makes him the most relatable president of all time
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The ending.. 😂
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In 1995, 14 wolves were released into the wild in Yellowstone National Park. Scientists at the time did not suspect that this would radically change the entire ecosystem of the park. 1/n
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Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.
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god leaves his toughest stains for his strongest laundry detergents <3
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The recent droughts in Europe once again made visible the "Hunger Stones" in some Czech and German rivers. These stones were used to mark desperately low river levels that would forecast famines.
This one, in the Elbe river, is from 1616 and says: "If you see me, cry"
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Tried to fix my 5am bed time pattern last night by doing no screens after 10pm and reading a book, but unfortunately I just stayed up all night reading and fell asleep at 5am as usual after finishing an entire book. Is this what is supposed to happen
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by age 30 u should be a 30 year old
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When the rocket/satellite is Chinese 🔽 When it's American 🔽
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obviously I don’t actually think that joe biden claimed to have covid so he had time to recover from a facelift BUT if he had done that it would have been a stunning act of girlbossery
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The thoroughly revamped loss-prevention regime at the Port Authority Duane Reade has finally created something of beauty, a sort of Jeff Koons homage.
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My 1st wife never liked Beyonce until she was working a job at Coachella 2018. She watched the entire concert on mdma. It was like she had a religious conversion experience. And then a week or so later she ended our 9 year marriage lol
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“No one wants to work” is wild. No one has ever wanted to work. It’s literally the worst punishment God can think up for Adam.
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the only seed oil you should try to avoid is palm oil because the industry is destroying the homes of my good friends (orangutans) just to farm marginally cheaper food oil. all this other shit is crankery, seed oils are fine.
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Seed oils are impossible to avoid at restaurants.
So I decided to do something about it.
This is how we make eating out safe for the Seed Oil Sensitive:
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As an autistic person with ADHD and sensory processing issues, I know what it’s like to not be able to read the room, understand what’s going on, or prioritize important tasks. That’s why this Disability Pride Month, I’m partnering with Congressional Democratic leadership
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And so who is the birthing parent? Ah, I’m sorry Mother is actually a protected term for an energy drink.
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6: why does J have two mommies?
Me: some kids have two mommies, some have two daddies, some have a mommy and a daddy… all families look diff-
6: I wish I had two mommies
My husband:
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AUSTRALIAN JUDGE: oim hawldin yah in cawntempt faw mykin a joke of moy court
ME: (stifling laughter): oh naurrr
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A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore
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BREAKING: Jealous of all the attention the rest of the universe is getting with NASA's fancy new telescope, Jupiter puts on a little hat
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If I text you “🇳🇴” it means Nor Fucking Way
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I wish I could tell you this isn’t real but this is really how the Iranian community is reacting to Britney Spears’ marrying a Persian man
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Not much happening. Not in a hurry to visit there.
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They should write a book that has the same budget as a big studio blockbuster. Just imagine how incredible a book could be if the writer had $150 million to produce it
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Iran before the Islamic Revolution
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does anyone make weighted blankets in colors other than mental illness gray
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Do you ever read something or see a topic trending and think to yourself "I fucking love not having an opinion on this"
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I know you live in an open air prison but we have Gay Pizza
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woman on hgtv just said "wow this garage is perfect for cars"
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Cis men also face harassment in their gendered spaces if they are slight, short, have long hair, don’t obviously grow facial hair even when clean shaven, prefer not to use a urinal, are disinterested in bonding rituals centered around misogyny and violence, and more
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- women who are balding
- women who have facial hair and choose not to remove it for a range of reasons including religious ones.
- women who like pants and button downs.
- women who like hyper-feminine theatrical vintage styles
- women with pronounced facial features
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Here are just some of the types of cis women who have faced harassment, violence, and legal repercussions for using a women’s bathroom:
- women with short hair
- women with alopecia
- women who are athletes
- women who have had mastectomies
- women who are tall
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Anti-trans policies require guesswork and punish people - regardless of gender and sex - for not conforming to extremely stereotypical (and white) assumptions about what men and women look like, act like, and dress like.
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Being anti-trans is only possible by policing the gender and sex of everyone. Because I promise you - you don’t know who is trans and who isn’t.
Also, most of this isn’t really about trans people although we get hurt the most first - it’s about control.
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