Terrible distributed systems pick up lines: You are the primary node to my cluster.
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Replying to @jessfraz
Hey baby, want to go reach quorum? You're looking full stack! How about we play around with service discovery Let's get under the service mesh I've got five nines uptime I'm actually embarrassed I was able to think of those so fast
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There we go, all the good ones have been made 10 minutes in. I'll throw "I'll dynamically scale to all your load" in the ring, though.
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