If your argument against FP is "I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about" perhaps you should reconsider your thesis.pic.twitter.com/NiWZoFdvUb
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It also does have arrays, and is not strictly FP.
I mean, it's a misconception that could only be held by people who don't use it, so not losing sleep here
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