Auld Lang Grimes

@andreagrimes

Digital Editor :: feminist :: texan :: comedian :: ranch dip apologist :: reluctant adventurer :: she/her :: pitch me! grimes@texasobserver.org

Austin, TX
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  2. 55 seconds ago

    A STAR WAR! Very enjoyable film!

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  3. 3 hours ago

    Can't wait to see what they do with the new Spock!!! 👀👀👀👀 (@ Alamo Cinema – Village)

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    4 hours ago

    I didn't think it was possible, but this terrible press release I just got knocks out all other contenders for worst of the year.

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    3 hours ago

    That's some bullshit passive wording, "be drawn in"

    The final bullet point on a list of "dating safety" tips: Ready? "Never be drawn in to [sic] a gang rape situation." A GANG RAPE SITUATION
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  6. 3 hours ago

    how can i tell if my tiny bare fig tree is dead or just resting cc

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    4 hours ago

    How you recover from that: Immediately grab your phone Pretend to call someone Go "BABY, I FOUND EM, YOU PUT THEM IN MY SHIRT"

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  8. 4 hours ago

    at least they were mine i guess

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  9. 4 hours ago

    no, a pair of drawers just fell out of the hood of the jacket YOU’VE been wearing all day

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    4 hours ago

    Is Women Studies Departments Why Millennials Keep Texting While Eating

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    5 hours ago

    A working artist in a nation that does not currently have a truly functional space program, no less.

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    Thanks for telling kids that art is a less viable career path than astronaut. Sincerely, A Working Artist
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  12. 5 hours ago

    They’re not just *related* ideas, they are the SAME idea.

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  13. 5 hours ago

    Wives belong to husbands Uteruses belong to the state voila patriarchy

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  14. 5 hours ago

    If you think it’s a laugh to joke with your buddies about raping wives, you probably don’t put much value in the category of “wife."

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  15. 5 hours ago

    It reaffirms my belief that anti-abortion politics are about control and misogyny, however much conservatives crow about the BAYBEEZ.

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  16. 5 hours ago

    If you think all pregnant people should be compelled by the state to give birth, it’s no huge leap to say wives are sexual property.

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  17. 5 hours ago

    I will say that ’s rape comments are ideologically consistent w his political stance on whether women are people.

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  18. 5 hours ago

    the thing i’ve learned about having a dog is that when the dog is awesome life is awesome and when the dog is bad BURN PLANET EARTH

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  19. 5 hours ago

    he’s right, b/c this parking ticket man was super nice and also is the second nice parking ticket person i’ve met. and i’ve met two total.

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  20. 5 hours ago

    I have made an agreement with the parking ticket man who just let me off w a warning to tell y’all that not all parking ticket men are mean

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