What the fuck
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buying mini bottles every day is some chaotic energy
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Right? I almost added a bunch of minis to my last liquor order out of habit and then I thought, "Wait, I only get those for travel and parties."
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“It’s super easy.”
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Instead of ordering once a week, just make the guy walk up five flights of stairs every afternoon. "Super easy." Yeah, for you.
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They're celebrating other people carrying their things up the stairs for them now
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I am FUCKING CONFIDENT that even in a fifth floor walk up they can locate space for a couple of handles and a half dozen bottles of wine, all at once
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What is wrong with these people
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Oh the privilege
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Meanwhile I’m feeling incredible guilt if we have to order highly perishable things like milk more than once a week.
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Yep. I'm out here buying UHT milk and trying to stretch our grocery trips to 3 weeks, maybe 4 if I can convince my family to do dry cereal and frozen veggies only.
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