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I'm just saying, if I ever see Katie Porter in a dark alley with a whiteboard I will simply run awayhttps://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1394731264821764096 …
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If she doesn’t have one I’m going to ask her for a hug
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My dad used to give us a look. Katie pulls out an erasable marker
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Follow the money!!!
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Play dead. She’s out for the hunt
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NO! In the event of a Katie Porter whiteboard attack, you play dead, cover your head and pray you see your loved ones again.
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I love her so much. I wish all the wishes I lived in her district just so I could vote for her.
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You can always come volunteer with us next cycle!
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"How much cash you got in your purse?" "I... um... I don't have any cash." *whips out white board* "YOU HAVE THREE TWENTIES, A FIVE, FOUR SINGLES..."
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