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The greatest trick the BJP & the IT cell ever pulled was convincing the world that Rahul Gandhi is dumb & that Modiji is an educated savant. Pity that a lot of even otherwise intelligent seeming folks have fallen for one or both of the above in the past 6 years.
Some of you 2010 Twittee folks know that my wedding reception doubled as a tweetup. She was invited just like a number of you were. She couldn't make it. It would have been an unexpected pleasant surprise if she had. Few days later, she emailed me this.
Uncle. Please sit down. We are going to be around for a good 20 more years post your departure for whichever hell you are headed to. Also, how would crying reduce burning moments? Get off WhatsApp immediately.
Dei uncle. You and your columnists were responsible for the spread of that particular canard with multiple articles and 50 word edits. Fuck off da dei.
Meanwhile, the #TamizhNation stands firmly behind Kamala chitti & asks Trump to take care of his head.
Votha dei.
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1. This is severely lazy.
2. Atleast spell his name right, even if you are in a hurry to be the 1st with your dumb joke.
3. This entire line of comedy must die.
4. Fucking North Indians
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Rajnikath does not enter politics, entire political science enters Rajnikath.
70+ old Amma wants me to teach her how to use her SBI online banking account so she can check on her stuff by herself.
How do I tell her that entering the cutting edge SBI's site requires jumping thro 6 fire lined hoops that require 8 OTPs in 30 sec intervals to get through?
Dei Myr fellows. Indha varusham neraya per veetla Deepavali irrukadhu nu ippove pattasu vedikeerengala?
I've ordered in samosas (three different fillings) multiple times for the fam & found all of them mixed up in the package. We couldn't ever identify what is what until one of us took a bite.
And then yesterday, M found this stamped on the edge. GENIUS, I tell you.
The average Indian uncle type, most definitely the Sanghi ones, don't get the difference between voluntary and mandatory.
Exhibit N below. 👇🏾
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Hi uncle. Happy New Year! How are you? Was any FIR filed against Airtel? Remember how they put money into payment bank accounts without user consent? Can you please ask / uncle to inform us about it?
Dear young ones of #2020Twitter, let me tell you something that #2010Twitter knew very well. Twitter isn't about who follows you. It is about who *you follow*. Don't lose sleep about folks that unfollowed. Instead be selective about who *you follow* (& amplify). #kthxbye
Govt claims SC mandated Aadhaar-sim linkage. Telcos harass & coerce consumers. Lots of people give in to threats. One telco even creates payment bank accounts linked to Aadhaar without consent & diverts money, but goes unpunished. Govt accepts it lied about SC mandate. Now what?
Dear , kindly issue a statement immediately, preferably via a video, condemning all the molestation that happens in the name of Holi. At least then, your sleeping shadow (and troll-in-attendance) Smriti Irani will wake up & call a press conference.
'All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.' - "Animal Farm" by George Orwell. twitter.com/mojorojo/statu
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So today the Chennai High Court heard a petition filed on my behalf (and a few others) against mandatory Aadhaar to file ITR. And the court ruled to allow the manual filing of ITR sans Aadhaar. barandbench.com/madras-hc-aadh
#DestroyTheAadhaar
I've said this before and will say it again - any Indian govt IT effort thrust on us is actually driven by bad actors who carefully keep their work out of the guardrails offered by law. This means no one is accountable for anything, no post facto finger pointing, Nothing! 🤷🏾♂️
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[Breaking] Ministry Of Electronic, NIC And NeGD Have No Information About Who And How Created Arogya Sethu App: CIC Summons CPIOs @GoI_MeitY livelaw.in/top-stories/br
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Anyways, I've reported that cadaver feeding vulture in every possible category available on your "Report Tweet" feature. Do the needful?
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Incidentally, & , while every other item is present in direct or indirect form on your "Report Tweet" options, that 2nd item can't be found. Can you please add it to the options so it makes it easier for us to report such cretins.
Ok. Searching for my best "Shot by me. Drop yours." entry, I found a couple more worthies.
1. When got to 14000 Test runs & I was there, waiting for that moment.
2. That time when was lit like the angel he is.
I need to get both these autographed someday.
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Inform your customers when you are sharing their data with a third party, incl. government.
"No Kissing Anyone Else", it seems. Kozhandhel sollara madhiri...Cycle gap la unnoda instructions also va?
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So echoing the sentiment that many Indians dont consider Dalits, Muslims & tribals to be human, makes him stupid? I mean, is THAT it? I can't find anything else of note. If this it, he's actually speaking the truth, dude.
I have left WhatsApp groups where everyone will laugh at jokes made at the expense of the Opposition and/or snide remarks or slurs about Muslims but the moment you joke about the BJP, you will get a "please no politics" response from everywhere.
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In the current times, "apolitical" BJP supporters are the worst ...
they don't want to talk about politics
and come elections, they vote for BJP without thinking twice.
Most of these "apolitical" lot belong to that higher middle class cum privileged caste.
Ok. If the elders are fascists, they dont deserve my respect. So you can sit down too.
What is the legal backing for this? You can't just say "nothing to worry" & walk away.
Hey , I was told you were serious about stopping fake news.
Where do I complain about one guy spreading #FakeNews on Twitter?
Daily I see someone here ask these questions - “Why does Tamilnadu alone oppose NEET, when other states don’t? Is it just politics?”
Here is a worthy answer - facebook.com/karthik2k2/pos
(P.S: If you are not FB, see screenshots)
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She didn't have to. And I never replied. I later told her that that email deserved a reply when M & I hit an anniversary landmark. And it is one of those emails whose contents I think about *every day*. In fact, just this afternoon, it made me have a heart to heart with M.
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I've been extremely lucky over the past year. While anxiety levels are shooting through the roof, I've managed to fight sorrow. Until today. Fuck this. Goodbye .
Hindi naghi maloom, so someone tell me what does "Saalon" mean? As in "Goli Maro Saalon Ko"?
But it seems better things happened in Delhi. While the Chennai order today only granted relief to individual petitioners like me, the Delhi HC has directed I-T dept to make changes to the ITR website to allow filing I-T returns without Aadhaar card number for everyone.
This guy's stories are so fantastical that by the time he leaves us, he would have spun enough yarn to rival the entirety of Tom Hank's filmography for their unbelievability.
I was in a prominent, posh & expensive restaurant in Chennai waiting for a friend. In an adjacent table, there were 6 women dressed in micro minis. There was a scribbling board in the restaurant. I ignored everything & ordered the chef's special Chandni Paneer. You should too.
Idhula rendu cup adichittu eppadi work panradhu? #JackfruitIsTheKingOfFruits
One of the reasons I wasn't driving cars in India is because my foul mouth runs wild when I drive. And on a bike, only the girl has heard me. But today, in one lane in Mangadu, the word "mayir" came out for the 1st time in front of Amma & MiL. 😳🙊
Dear legal journos on TL, with just 5 weeks to go before the end of the financial year, we are gonna be swamped with coercive messages abt PAN-Aadhaar linkage. So
Can you please help publicize the Guj HC judgement in the Bandish Saurabh Soparkar v. Union of India 2020 case?
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Weirder bit - Saw another article at the bottom of the one you linked. And it says that said brother is married. 🤷🏾♂️
The mother in law shared this on WhatsApp because she knows I love pineapples! 🥰 (1 of 2)
#GOODNEWS Was able to arranged a 450kva mobile genset for Kamakshi Hospital #Pallikaranai. It should be up in 30 mins.
So bae had a dream last night that *she* was eating at Sangeetha's. And she decided to make that dream come true. For both of us. Idly + 4 chutneys and sambar. 💞🥰💕
Actually you don't, even if you are an Indian citizen. Just take the effort to say no firmly and offer another ID. Regardless of how many times you are asked. Personally I always say "I don't have Aadhaar." And it works every time, even to get a new sim.
With start of online schooling, new category of #ananthaproblem has been created. Teachers from a new age school are emailing to complain about my (non existent) kids slacking. Same school also informs me of homework that my (once again, non existent) kids need to complete. #FML
And India, you are forbidden to be in your own balcony when Dear Leader passes by in a procession.
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Omg did The President of the United States just tell me don’t jump 
omg! Hey @POTUS @KamalaHarris
omg! Hey @POTUS @KamalaHarris
God created the world as we know it, only in 2014.
Sterlite is owned by Vedanta, whose contribution of funds to both INC & BJP in violation of FRCA laws led to both parties colluding to retrospectively change those very laws & let themselves off the hook. So don't expect anything to happen, except lip service. #NeverForget
Soon, to prop up Vande Bharat as a success story, other trains are gonna be slowed down for it. You heard it here first. Or not.
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A simple calculation shows that Vande Bharat trains aren't any faster than existing trains.
Let’s remember a real life hero: #Manjunath Shanmugam. He gave up his life trying to stop corruption in UP. bit.ly/ManjunathTrail
Finally, this is why I'll always hold Twitter close to my heart, even if I have to leave some day. This is a gift from the world's best #TwitterSecretSanta ever... You know who you are! 🥰
A scrap book full of Thalaivar pics with notes from the photographer itself!!!!
8 years with bae! Also 8 years since I last went to a "tweetup"!
Every Indian should be educated about what that 1st reply says. This is true of every country in the world.
If you've recieved a whatsapp msg saying Chennai is going to get 250cm rain in 72 hrs because of "El Nino Cyclone", dont share it. #RUMOUR
You are neither a supporter of Hindi nor are you against it. Ok. Seri. Aana yaar da nee?
#KumaruYaaruIvaru
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Ramesh - how do you differentiate between political views & hate speech?
This is the first result when I type "what is hate speech?" on Google.
WOW! A fake account impersonating a bank replies to a customer first, sharing a fake customer care number. Only then the real bank steps in! #ItHappensOnlyInIndia
If u think I RT anti Aadhaar stuffs way too much, pls mute my RTs. U'll be losing out, but that's ur choice. Choice - what a good thing, eh?
Now Ambala became Tamilnadu. Bangalore became Kolkata. 😂
Anyone who says "Only those who don’t value relationships lose friends because of difference in political opinions" doesn't get it that relationships are based on shared values. Now honestly I don't share any values with the guy who posted this on FB in the middle of a pandemic.
Today is yet another deadline on the Aadhaar-PAN linkage. Those of you that have not linked yet or (if you are like me) not enrolled into Aadhaar at all, what is on your mind?
Must start a crowdsourced funding campaign to get a external battery pack each for & for Christmas. Also for folks from , . You guys rock.
Heard a youtuber mention about (actor) Abbas working in a gas station in NZ & ended up spending 30 mins listening to an interview with him where he names actor Vishal as the guy that made him take the decision to leave show business. Shitty world.
Only Sanghis, tambrahm ambimaams and Bhakts still believe the lies that are fed under the name of the infamous "Gujarat model". Go to any town in Gujarat & people will tell you how to get the good stuff.
I am never good at expressing grief. I have a good few cries bottled somewhere inside me that are overdue. I dont think I will cry today, but the sadness is still there. I dont think a hour goes past without me humming a SPB number. So I dont know how I am gonna take this.
Also it is ok to make a Hindi film with Tamil characters and not have everyone dressed like how Mehmood dressed up in Padosan. Looks like Bollywood hasn't still woken up yet to the "sangeethification" of weddings down South.
The Telengana model is spreading. What next? Cordon & search ops at the dead of the night?
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Sidharth thank you for your cooperation with our Police Officers during night. Facial Recognition System is being used during night hours to verify the persons moving around at night hours. This system is very useful in identifying the criminals instantaneously. Nothing to worry.
Full Disclosure: is a dear friend. But just like I can openly say that I dont read his (or any other) movie reviews, I will say that I will read everything else he writes about cinema. Here's his ode to Dhanush.
I just read the phrase "diplobhakt" on the TL today. And my contribution to the zeitgeist is gonna be "babubhakt". Exhibit No. 1 is here.
So got into an auto in Hyd after agreeing on Rs.120 for a 6km trip. Guy drops me off & returns Rs.20 because there was no traffic!!!
One guy fined for "drink and drive" while coming home from a bar, posts on Chennai Traffic police FB page. How to educate such folks? #crie
Do these channels have access to WhatsApp chats of the judges? I mean, how are they able to get these listings at short notice?
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SC to consider tomorrow the petition filed by Arnab Goswami, Republic TV Chief, against the privilege notice issued by the Maharashtra Assembly. Petition listed before a bench headed by the Chief Justice of India.
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உத்தம வில்லன் is perhaps one of Kamal Haasan's best roles, like EVER!
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Quote tweet this with your most unpopular Tamil cinema opinion.
We are a nation of symbols. Symbolisms matter more than actually doing something. That's why politicians can get away with catchy sloganeering and doing the opposite once the mics are removed from their faces.
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Little guy is unconvinced regardless of sister and brother in law's explanation. And he has the last word, stumping his parents - "God is a myth. Believe in science. Dont believe myth." Did I tell you he is just 5?
Seeing North Indians re-discover Simran & weeping knowing that they probably have not seen her in movies like Kannathil Muthamittal. But then, I tell myself that it's better they are noticing her in Gulmohar than in Rocketry.
Dudes talking about how a flag hoisted on a empty flagpost on the Red Fort grounds has desecrated India's democracy are ignoring their PM openly lying from atop the ramparts of the same Red Fort for like half a dozen years now.
I've thought about this a lot - if someone can be tempted away from your religion by the prospect of a rice bag, then it is *on you and your religion*. You are at fault. You know, you could fucking come forward & help these people. Instead you insult them. So why wont they go? t.co/URAZBv1nGL
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I call bullshit on this. Indians have "heard" because from middle school onwards, history books mention all these dynasties as part of the social sciences syllabus. But Indians don't "know" a lot because they are asked to just mug up dates for the exam.
