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ya tu sabes they got nothing.
In his closing argument, #DerekChauvin’s defense lawyer is currently talking about a chocolate chip cookie recipe. I kid you not. 
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After the space aliens.
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@StephenAtHome and@nbcsnl better be taking notes.
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And somehow both you and him are lawyers: obviously law schools have different standards...
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Every lawyer uses this ingredients analogy from mock trial in law school to in court to explain that every element matters and she knows that
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You misspelled " I shit you not"
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Autocorrect. That is probably what she meant.
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Do you mix the ingredients with your knee?
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You have to kneed the dough.
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