I once spent a frantic hour looking for a pair of blue jeans that I feared were stolen from me after baseball practice. Turns out I was wearing then. So there’s that.
Just spent a full half hour thinking I lost my phone in the underground parking garage at my office, which resulted in me crawling around on hands and knees on dirty cement...only to discover I’d dropped it in my laundry basket at home. I need it to be the weekend now. 
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Thank you for sharing that, Dann
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Omg. Only you!
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