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On tour this Summer - tickets on-sale here: http://amyschumer.com/tour 

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    Amy Schumer Verified account ‏@amyschumer Apr 30

    Thanks for the kind words and support. I know there are bigger problems in the world. But this was not rightpic.twitter.com/8fqoIm7sHC

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      1. Daniel M. Jimenez ‏@DMJreports Apr 30

        @amyschumer My wife (@skamath3) and I saw @trent_reznor at a cafe once. She is a huge, HUGE NIN fan. He was with his wife, baby & relatives.

        0 retweets 0 likes
      2. Daniel M. Jimenez ‏@DMJreports Apr 30

        @amyschumer We were finishing our meal around the same time as he was, so we waited a few minutes. When he got ready to leave, I quietly

        0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Daniel M. Jimenez ‏@DMJreports Apr 30

        @amyschumer stepped over and asked if she might get a picture. He agreed, handed the baby off to his wife and posed with her. I took it,

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      4. Daniel M. Jimenez ‏@DMJreports Apr 30

        @amyschumer we thanked him and left quietly. She has a lifetime memory, and we didn't have to be jerks to get it. It would have been a

        0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Daniel M. Jimenez ‏@DMJreports Apr 30

        @amyschumer bummer if he said no, but i would have been worse if I felt like I had just acted like a jerk to him to get what we wanted.

        0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Daniel M. Jimenez ‏@DMJreports Apr 30

        @amyschumer It's really not that hard to be a decent human being to others. I'm sorry that dude couldn't manage it. If I ever see you out

        0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Daniel M. Jimenez ‏@DMJreports Apr 30

        @amyschumer and about, I will, as always, use sane judgment in determining whether you're even in a place where it's reasonable to approach.

        0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Daniel M. Jimenez ‏@DMJreports Apr 30

        @amyschumer And be polite &respectful no matter what. Thanks for sharing your talent with us. I hope people are better to you in the future.

        0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tyler Oakley ‏@tyleroakley Apr 30

        @amyschumer 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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    1. elan gale ‏@theyearofelan Apr 30

      @amyschumer couldn't agree more. terrible that someone would do/say this to you

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      1. Chris Yandle ‏@ChrisYandle Apr 30

        @amyschumer People like him ruin it for the others that respect everyone's privacy and personal space. Celebrities don't owe us anything

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      3. Ybatman ‏@ybatman Apr 30

        @ChrisYandle @amyschumer he must of been in the wrong but celebrities do owe fans EVERYTHING. If they don't watch the tv/movies then what?

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      5. Senoritav ‏@senoritav76 Apr 30

        @ybatman @ChrisYandle @amyschumer We only "own" a celeb for 2 hrs in a theater. Not when they r walking down a street on their private time.

        0 retweets 13 likes
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      7. Ybatman ‏@ybatman Apr 30

        @senoritav76 @ChrisYandle @amyschumer you don't "own" a celebrity that's stupid. I am saying they owe their success to the fans. That simple

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      8. Senoritav ‏@senoritav76 Apr 30

        @ybatman @ChrisYandle @amyschumer I'm not saying own literally. But Amy owes me nothing as a private person b/c I buy tickets 2 her movies.

        0 retweets 8 likes
      1. Mike Taylor ‏@pathfindermiket Apr 30

        @amyschumer you want the celebrity you get the weirdos. This is what you signed up for. It's not cool but it should be expected on your end.

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      3. Ron ★ ‏@theronster Apr 30 Carryduff, Northern Ireland

        @pathfindermiket @amyschumer I think that's bullshit. No-one wants the weirdos.

        0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Mike Taylor ‏@pathfindermiket Apr 30

        @theronster @amyschumer no shit but when you deal with the public you get them. He is probably tame in comparison to some "fans".

        0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Ron ★ ‏@theronster Apr 30 Carryduff, Northern Ireland

        @pathfindermiket @amyschumer Yes, but how fans act isn't her responsibility. They need to learn to control themselves, she's a human being.

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      7. Mike Taylor ‏@pathfindermiket Apr 30

        @theronster @amyschumer fans=fanatics. By very definition he is acting like you would expect.

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      9. Ron ★ ‏@theronster Apr 30 Carryduff, Northern Ireland

        @pathfindermiket @amyschumer I think we can expect more from people than them acting in line with a dictionary definition.

        0 retweets 2 likes
      10. Mike Taylor ‏@pathfindermiket Apr 30

        @theronster @amyschumer you have too much faith in humanity my friend.

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      11. Caoimhe Ní Dhónaill ‏@Coifsh Apr 30

        @pathfindermiket @theronster @amyschumer lol

        0 retweets 1 like

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