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On tour this Summer - tickets on-sale here: http://amyschumer.com/tour 

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    Amy Schumer Verified account ‏@amyschumer Apr 25

    Thank you @VanityFair and @annieleibovitz who I had to beg to take this photo.pic.twitter.com/uonpNnMZoi

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    1. Riggs ‏@RiggsRadio Apr 25

      @amyschumer @VanityFair @annieleibovitz - anyone else make a #FireCrotch #Redhead reference yet?

      1 retweet 4 likes
      1. Danielle Riendeau ‏@Danielleri Apr 25

        @amyschumer @VanityFair @annieleibovitz there will be so many reasonable chub jokes...

        1 retweet 9 likes
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      1. Mike Cernovich ‏@Cernovich Apr 25

        A cry for help. @amyschumerpic.twitter.com/g3Tc8KISYG

        59 retweets 192 likes
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      3. Dino Fancellu ‏@DinoFancellu Apr 25

        @Cernovich @Ricky_Vaughn99 @amyschumer Fuck, that is a doey face. Like a cabbage patch doll. She really wants to be desired, won't happen.

        1 retweet 10 likes
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      5. Megan ‏@MegMichele85 Apr 25

        @DinoFancellu @Cernovich @Ricky_Vaughn99 @amyschumer I don't think she cares what you think...

        0 retweets 13 likes
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      7. Dino Fancellu ‏@DinoFancellu Apr 25

        @MegMichele85 @Cernovich @Ricky_Vaughn99 @amyschumer I don't think I care what she thinks of what I think. Not sure I asked her to.

        0 retweets 5 likes
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      9. Megan ‏@MegMichele85 Apr 26

        @DinoFancellu @Cernovich @Ricky_Vaughn99 @amyschumer actually, if you look at your original tweet, it happens to say @amyschumer, so yeah...

        0 retweets 2 likes
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      11. Ricky Vaughn ‏@Ricky_Vaughn99 Apr 28

        @MegMichele85 @DinoFancellu @Cernovich @amyschumer a wild feminist appears. ew

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      13. Megan ‏@MegMichele85 Apr 28

        @Ricky_Vaughn99 @DinoFancellu @Cernovich @amyschumer better a wild feminist than one who thinks it should matter what your face looks like.

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    4. Esther TheWonder Pig ‏@EstherThePig Apr 25

      @amyschumer @VanityFair @annieleibovitz That's hot!pic.twitter.com/lyJaiQllrZ

      5 retweets 20 likes
      1. Zach Wolpoff ‏@wikipuff88 Apr 25

        @amyschumer @TBone68 @VanityFair @annieleibovitz You may want to see a doctor about that

        2 retweets 23 likes
      2. Tom Hallick ‏@TBone68 Apr 25

        @wikipuff88 @amyschumer @VanityFair @annieleibovitz LOL...who cares? It's F'N phenomenally funny!!!

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    6. David Campbell ‏@dcampbellacteur Apr 25

      @amyschumer @VanityFair @annieleibovitz Amy, ask your doctor if Lotrimin is right for you.

      0 retweets 15 likes
      1. Mike Trainor ‏@MikeTrainorMFT Apr 25

        @amyschumer this is the best pic I ever seen. Hilarious yet sexy at the same time and who doesn't like fire?

        16 retweets 103 likes
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      1. Elsie Lovelock ‏@sweetpoffin Apr 26

        @amyschumer You look so gorgeeeeous!! I know I won't ever get a reply to this but where on earth is that t-shirt from?? need! <3

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      3. Daniel ‏@Daniel_love515 Apr 26

        @sweetpoffin @amyschumer @jackrandal525 herehttps://teespring.com/-NO-COFFEE 

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      5. Elsie Lovelock ‏@sweetpoffin Apr 26

        @Daniel_love515 wow, thank you!!!

        0 retweets 1 like
    9. Lindsey Rostan ‏@LindseyRostan Apr 26

      @amyschumer @VanityFair @annieleibovitz shirt by @FromPhoenixWLov

      0 retweets 3 likes

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