@amyschumer "No it's cool, Bono sent me"
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@amyschumer@MashableNews@U2@chrisrock yes!!!!!!! I wanna go too! - 1 more reply
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@amyschumer over to you Amy. Save us.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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@amyschumer@MashableNews@U2@chrisrock they're bringing back the draft but only for top shelf entertainers - 1 more reply
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@amyschumer I think he just gave you permission to wear sunglasses inside. - 1 more reply
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@MetricButtload@thehiredmind@amyschumer so the plan is to bore the terrorists to death w banal platitudes disguised as 'jokes?' - 1 more reply
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@amyschumer Live Aid 2016? Comedians only. We'll have world peace by the end of the festival.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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@amyschumer goes to combat 'violent extremism', the live-streamed beheading will be funnier than her act ever waspic.twitter.com/g5WmOHlhrC
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